mr. weebl – grandma’s cheese كلمات اغاني
[verse 1]
i got a crippled cow, it′s easy to milk
i moisturize it’s udders, now they feel like silk
the milk it produces goes into my cheese
it′s not that tasty, but grandma’s easy to please
[chorus]
grandma’s cheese, grandma′s cheese
we put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze
grandma′s cheese, grandma’s cheese
available from tesco’s, asda and sainsbury’s
[verse 2]
my cow’s in a wheelchair which has benefits
it gives easy access to hercowwy tits
we no longer let grandma push the poor cow around
she just steals it′s wheelchair and leaves the cow on the ground
[chorus]
grandma’s cheese, grandma′s cheese
we put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze
grandma′s cheese, grandma’s cheese
available from tesco’s, asda and sainsbury’s
grandma’s cheese, grandma′s cheese
we put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze
grandma′s cheese, grandma’s cheese
available from tesco’s, asda and sainsbury’s
[verse 3]
“you treat that cow better than me,” grandma claims
that’s probably true, but the reason is plain
granny′s ownmilk turned bitter when she was scared by a fox
now the cheese is only linked to gran’s name on the box
[chorus]
grandma’s cheese, grandma′s cheese
we put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze
grandma′s cheese, grandma’s cheese
available from tesco’s, asda and sainsbury’s
grandma’s cheese, grandma′s cheese (grandma’s)
we put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze (grandma’s)
grandma′s cheese, grandma’s cheese (grandma’s)
available from tesco’s, asda and sainsbury’s (cheese)
[outro]
mmm, tasty
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