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yz aubergine – knights of cumshire (mega collab) كلمات اغاني

[direlm:]
ride into battle on back of a horse
with my hands on my sword and i’m ’bout to go chop
winning this battle is not that important
as long as i get to go play with some c_ck
i got recruited into the king’s army
he knighted me while i was knelt on the floor
i might go play dead on the battlefield and
hope the enemies come desecrate my corpse
i’m pounding it hard
f_ck that man so good i had ‘em on mute
and i feel like a bard
how i strum that guitar and i blow on his flute
en guarde!
put my meat on his meat so i’m calling it swordplay
oh god!
don’t be shocked, ‘cause sometimes the knights are the g_ys
took a trip to a far away town to an alchemist
to go buy positions of strengthening
but i ran out of money to pay him
so i lost my clothes and just paid him in ding_a_ling
popped the potion real quick, had similar effects to creatine
drop my meat on his neck with the force of a god
had that boy thinking he was gon’ get him some guillotine

[yungnut:]
walk around naked, the village’s fool
ride on the smith, i might ride on his tool
covered in s_m_n, it feels like a pool
and i slept with the king, now i’m covered in drool
won’t f_ck on my booty then off with your head
sent to the gallows he hanging you dead
your mother, she see you, she filling with dread
but your brother’s not there ‘cause that man in my bed
the prince is so handsome, the d_ck is to k!ll
f_ck on the throne ‘cause that sh_t gimme thrill
he came in my ass now my booty is fill
and he’s begging for more and he’s hitting me still
i’m making him laugh as if i am a jester
they screaming out randy, the village molester
her husband is straight, i might go ‘head and test her
i’m moaning his name and i’m screaming out “chester”
[digbar:]
d_ck really hard like a knight’s armour
wrestle in bed, i’m a fight starter
i l!cky his d_ck ‘til his pipe harder
cutting up on these beats, i’m a mic barber
welcome to knights of the cumshire
p_n_s is sounding like gunfire
we be clashing in bed until i’m tired
watching for b_lls like an umpire
boom, n_gga
get your s_xy ass in the room, n_gga
sweeping through the booty like a broom, n_gga
d_ck hitting like a harpoon in his guts
while we watching cartoons, n_gga
big thick n_gga named zachary
king of the b_tt, he got bootyhole mastery
when we together, we causing a casualty
sit down and eat on the b_tt like it’s applebees
taking out d_cks, that’s the real way to joust
to win, you must jab your big d_ck on they mouth
last one i did only lasted a round
i jabbed through his mouth, it went all the way down
now we spread out on the ground with my
d_ck in his mouth, he ain’t making a sound
picked that boy up on the couch and i lay that boy down
pulled out his mouth and i sprayed the boy down
[hepatitis g:]
i got a sword in me, i be darkest knight
all my n_ggas know i keep my booty tight
on god, n_ggas wanna fight
slicing every straggot that i see with a scythe
swinging it around, i’mma use it like a mace
n_gga, f_ck around, i’mma cum up on your face!
n_ggas think i’m playing, come and find out
ain’t no running, n_gga, ain’t no exit, ain’t no hide out!

[throat soulja:]
it’s throat soulja coming in hard on this track
set up ye defence ‘cause we’re planning attacks
imagine an image we sneak in ye village
and all male prostates are getting ransacked
i’ll torture your ass ‘cause the dungeon’s my jail
you’ll drop all the soap while you’re getting impaled
this getting real fruity, we’re making a movie
and no, what we’re filming is not holy grail
i sense an uprising inside of my pants
i’ll go into battle, use it as a lance
your b_tt getting smoldered, stabbed over and over
surrender your cheeks ‘cause you don’t stand a chance
last night i met up with a wizard who’s thick
he prophesied about me twerking on d_ck
so i did it for honour, my booty got slaughtered
his magical staff got my cheeks looking ripped
i ride bbc like dark horse into battle
grip dreads like they reins while i sit on his saddle
he gallops and gallops, i’m tossing his salads
if you pack twelve inches, come hang at my castle
take off ye armour, we’ll have us some fun
my booty is rank, and yes, that’s a pun
we love to get wild, the straights need exiled
and cheeks getting thrown around ‘til kingdom come
[fatbub:]
rip off my armour and we’re war fighting
me and the homies we’re swordfighing
pound town in his p__phole
sh_t upon the ground, and we’re floor dining
good sir, your majesty!
i’mma clap his cheeks
i’mma grab his meat
i’mma gag on d
royal stds
king sent his knights to come after me
in kingdoms grand, where the dragons lay
we n0ble knights and we h_lla g_y
look at my peasant, then i f_ck his face
put him in my dungeon with all of my slaves
pull up to thy battle with my horse and pony
i got a slave kink, yeah, my homies own me
take off his armour, now his p_n_s showing
run me thine duel, d_cks will never throw me
d_ck!

[kolossalk_cks:]
broad swords at the bended knee
suck the bone dry of your majesty
men make haste of a chode charge
make the throat large of a f_ggot steed
basically we jousting nakedly
i’m on a quest to put booty adjacently
i got a sign on my ass that reads vacancy
have at thy loins while you thrusting courageously
i’m a black knight, strapped in scatted armour
you my sh_t fief, i’m a vassal harmer
i tell sh_t to rise like a scat charmer
i’ve got horse meat, i dismiss a farmer!
is this black magic? no, a black f_ggot!
was that a chuckle? i’m no black saget!
tear into your bum like a black savage
into the void, call it black sabbath!
t posing, no crucify
invade the brothel, it’s “do or die”
i rustle bucks if it’s two or five
twerking back forth like running suicides
sir humpalot, i offer ass s_x
bloodl_sted when that ass stretched
d_ck make ‘em faint like it got bad breath
clutch catching bodies like the black death
we trebuchet s_m_n while playing a fiddle
surround ‘em with swords put that ass in the middle
we stomp and we clap to the rhythm of jiggles
then grease all our chests and fondle our nipples
now heed all my warnings, you bootied up majesty
this sh_t is real, this ain’t magic the gathering
that booty is calling, i hope you ain’t mad at me
prepare to defend it from all of our f_ggotry!

[blkmaskdagoat:]
i’m chilling at the tavern, i’m drunk off the mead
hey yo adventurer, come do a good deed
it’s a lovely night, come defend me, sir
stick your sword in me and begin to stir
he get to mixing sh_t while this bussy purr
he screaming “hagatha”, but n_gga, i’m not her
they call me the blkmask and i got a quest
if you f_ck on me right, you can open my chest
i got some bomb booty to reward to you
give it to every n_gga that be passing through it
you can catch it from me sick like the flu
this bussy plaguing n_ggas, whatchu wanna do?
what a chance, armour off, f_ck me
it’s paradise, roll and get lucky
king stick it through my dookie ring
his bussy tight squeezing around your thing
it’s fire how it’s dragging ‘cross my cheek
he marching through my swamp with his meat
oh you got a harlot that will snitch?
man let’s stone his wife, i think she is a witch!
so turn me over, f_ck me like a b_tch
guillotine chopping off my d_ck
call me dumbledore how i’m flaming with the stick
let us slytherin, this bussy busting quick
magical and harry, what a wand
gripping on his staff until he sp_wns
kids from his tip, i leave him tender
this my tavern, careful when you enter

[slong johnson/morgandahmalewhorse:]
made a new decree for the femboy vassals
bring your fathers here so i can f_ck they assh0l_s
in my castle, whip them with satchels
only f_ck the men, chivalry’s a hassle
(dragon thud)
the f_ck just landed?
oh, look at that! a thick ass dragon!
i’mma tame this b_tch, use my thigh as a peg
pull that sh_t out and do the stanky leg
my crusade plan is _n_l
why you think i got so many d_ld_s on the table?
i’m a g_y ass pimp with a cane and able
to f_ck fursuiters, gonna become a fable
i’m down with that mediæval heretic life
capturing men, let them gore on my pipe
nut into my mouth and if it taste ripe
i’m biting d_ck off and take your ass and take your life!

[oppytoppy:]
yo, it’s oppytoppy and i give good sloppy
don’t believe me? ask all the village’s men
their wives wanna lynch me, because they’re all jealous
that my head game is just so much better than them
for those who don’t know me, i’ll tell you to blow me
i’m not finna front, ‘cause i’m new to this sh_t
but you already know that the knights of the cumshire
are ‘gon turn this beat to a f_cking g_y hit
i’m walking up to all king’s h_rny troops and i’m ripping the armour right off the knights
then they lined up and they spreaded their b_ttcheeks
i don’t think i’ve ever felt booty so tight!
breaking down their walls, just like it’s a castle
love the way it feels when i’m piping his assh0l_
grabbing on his nips using big pasty tassels
love it when dudes don’t make f_cking a hassle
taking the bard, lube him with lard
i’ll make him a ‘tard from f_cking him hard
i’ll break his soul, his virginity stolen
taking his hole, leaving bruised and swollen
his ass is only thing i’m trying to finesse
i’ll pipe his cheeks and i’ll cum on his chest
i’m the booty taker, i’m the r_ct_m raper
tearing his ass up like it’s parchment paper

[sir skeet:]
i’m jousting with my genitals
g_y knights, we be clanking that metal
it’s anything but gentle
i give so much brain i go mental
put the p_n_s on a pedestal
diddle dee dee
i suck on the wee
hop on my steed
i go backwards horseman on the d
no headless horseman
i give a lot, i suck off a midget
look like farquad
s_xy ass dragon got nice quads
i feel like donkey, i need some dragon c_cks
i give ‘em a skyrim job
get the dragon born job done, slippity slop
lord of the c_ck rings
i’m d_ld_ bagging
i’m doing g_y things at the ragged flagon
i nut in the eye of sauron
when i see an orc i get a hard on
i go gollum, p_n_s my precious
i’m p_n_s pretentious
i’m in knights of the round b_lls
you a p_n_s apprentice
i can’t be bested, my head game the bestest
i’m harder than king arthur’s armour
i get on the rod and i pipe with honour
i act the g_yest, i need an award, i’m tryna f_ck oscar

[yz aubergine:]
catch us circlejerking in the village square
stirring sphincter brews in a witch’s lair
i play a fanfare when i see a man bare
booty armour clanking like it’s silverware
(moan) the games that you play!
sh_t in your mouth as you crawling away!
the knights of cumshire run the dookie crusades
a soothsaying p__psprayer predict you get aids!
so gather all the knights and i shall lead the charge
on this impish rogue, twerking, blushing hard
13 p_n_ses racing to his heart
make his booty purr, sound like shuffled cards
hark, i hear a fart!
so assemble the knights, prolapse jesters, cross_dressers, and even the crimson king
a thousand_man army arrive to your village
and all of us grabbing and flapping our dingalings
pillage and raid for the dookie crusades
waging war on the g_ys and the heteros
we marching and stomping and clap through the streets
to the beat of the cheeks like a metronome!

[jersey t_rd burglar:]
brethren, we shall invade with this battle cry…
eat ass!

[hydracoque:]
i’m the black plague s_xually personified
making sons cum and making daughters cry
i’m a walking std n_ggas despise
gettin’ top from opps i chop and cauterise
dark d_ck standing tall with b_lls awry
searching public squares and halls for jaws to pry
i’mma stalk in a plague doctor disguise
just to k!ll n_ggas with c_ck and watch ’em all die
i’m the king of my castle with peen in my assh0l_
got gold_plated d_ld_s installed on my throne
the moat’s full of s_m_n and c_ckodiles swimmin’
to come in, you’ve gotta give all my clones dome
to knock on the door, there’s a big brazen b_llsack
to fondle and punch ’til it lets out its throes
and when it splits open, the bell’s b_tton so deep inside
you must ring it with your own cum hose
welcome to my place, welcome to my palace
here, sip on jizz mead from my seminal chalice
now undress quickly for me, get out yo phallus
for jelqing and jousting and frotting with malice
pull out my c_ck, b_tch i’m rockin’ some triple d_cks
triphallic n_gga, spit triplets like infamous
i am the lord of all g_y n_gga silliness
d_ck finna spit in hips, libido limitless
take in your p_n_s right between my three and then
crush it to death as i’m grinnin’ with glee
pull out my sword, cut and eat your body
while my servants prepare certain innards for tea
break some more bucks in a brazen bull
then bust a nut in a bird, marinate it with seed
and i toss that sh_t up with the force of a cannon
so far in the sky i can no longer see
i’m a d_ck dragon n_gga, my d_ck ravages b_tt
i h__rd wealth in my cave that prolapses with nut
drinkin’ aids ridden blood out a flagon, i’m f_cked
i’m a nasty cumsl_t, need some f_ggots to suck
need some sticks i can bundle together and blow
need some village twinks to come expose their cumhole
i’m the prolapse jester and these songs are my show
gotta go, gotta let my discography grow…
sike!
n_gga, i’m the g_y reaper
ripping the head off a n_gga then sticking my d_ck in it
jizzing up into it, letting my s_m_n flow
through it and fill it, you know that i’m feeling it
n_gga, you know i’m a villain, i’m ill in the head of the n_ggas all filled up with dread i instilled in them until they’re dead, they become yet another story to haunt n_ggas at night alone in their bed
often off my head, if a n_gga ain’t a fan, he can slump down dead
most any n_gga could say is “oh, it’s not for me”
get humbled quickly if you try to copy me
n_ggaborean warlord vacationing in cumshire
the erotic isle of c_ck_sick smiles where n_ggas spit out cum fire
executing n_ggas with erections if they cum liars
claiming that they g_y but really l_b__ sucking m_ff buyers
prostitution is a sin but only if it’s hetero
i be only f_cking men and you too, you better bro
g_yest black knight sittin’ at the phallic poundtable
now i’m signin’ out for real, time to get some loud _n_l

“n_gga, the brazen bull ain’t even mediaeval, that sh_t’s like ancient…”
shut up, i’m still usin’ it n_gga!
“but… but it doesn’t fit the…”
n_gga! my d_ck doesn’t fit in n_ggas’ holes, but i still shove that sh_t in!
“oh… uh…”
go get me a d_ck and ball sandwich right now n_gga, i’m hungry and you made me angry and sh_t…
_sighs_ “oh, okay…”
now!
_whimpers_ “oh my god…”

- yz aubergine

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