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whipstick – shits & giggles كلمات اغاني

[intro]
can’t hold it
_farting_
_laughing_

[verse 1: whipstick, dubbs]
think you got testosterone, you overflowin’ estrogen
i’m pumpin’ jizz inside your b_tch
yo don’t spit that f_ckin’ verse again
what the f_ck? oh wait, yeah, that’s my bad
you’ll find that my mind’s wack and stuck inside a time lapse
parachute pants and f_nny packs, tamagotchi (yeah)
i dare you to dance on your hands, hot tamale (yeah)
juice gettin’ loose spray that in your face, eyeb_lls rolling
we set you up for failing constantly, ’cause i’m obnoxious
_scream_ did you shoot me with a frickin’ laser?
beetleborgs, b_tch!
but don’t you disrespect the power rangers
choke you out with a piece of candy
b_tch you want a now and later?
punch you in your adam’s apple
snap and crackle pop your fake friend
delusions of grandeur and elegant status, the fact is
your music is awesome but passion is lacking, you f_ggot
this dude isn’t forcing me back to the back of the back of anywhere
especially the wave pool cedar point (that didn’t rhyme!)
[chorus: dubbs, whipstick]
why the f_ck did you shave your beard? for sh_ts and giggles
why the f_ck you so f_ckin’ weird? for sh_ts and giggles
why the f_ck are you such a queer? for sh_ts and giggles
why? sh_ts and giggles, f_ck off, b_tch, it’s sh_ts and giggles
why the f_ck you yellin’ a song? for sh_ts and giggles
why the f_ck you all on my dong? for sh_ts and giggles
why can’t you and legz get along? for sh_ts and giggles
why? sh_ts and giggles, f_ck off, b_tch, it’s sh_ts and giggles

[verse 2: dubbs, whipstick]
i see you walkin’ down the street and frickin’ fl!ck a nickel
hit you with it run up to you afterward and twist your nipple
b_tch you ’bout the lamest in the game you know the sh_t’s official
why would you say that? motherf_cker, for sh_ts and giggles
on a dinner date and i ask the waitress to l!ck my pickle
while the girl i’m with reaches over and gives my pits a tickle
came prematurely, my sad little d_ck just dripped and trickled
yo what the f_ck? i guess i did it for sh_ts and giggles
oh you bein’ robbed so i go to my waist and lift the pistol
took my aim and pull the trigger but the bullet missed and hit you
i’m really sorry dude i wish i had a gift to give you
dubbs, the dude’s dead! oops, uh, sh_ts and giggles
i got this bag of m&m’s but only wish for skittles
and so i’ll eat the m&m’s, i guess i live a little
i tried to open up the corner but i ripped the middle (why?!)
motherf_cker, it’s your song, you should know why i did it by now
[chorus: whipstick, dubbs]
why’s your chin all fat with no neck? for sh_ts and giggles
why’d you wanna rap in effect? for sh_ts and giggles
why can’t i just get some respect? for sh_ts and giggles
why? sh_ts and giggles, f_ck off, b_tch, it’s sh_ts and giggles
why can’t we just finally be friends? for sh_ts and giggles
even if it’s just for pretend? for sh_ts and giggles
why’s that only thing that you said? for sh_ts and giggles
why? sh_ts and giggles, f_ck off, b_tch, it’s sh_ts and giggles

[verse 3: j reno]
see me creepin’ up your driveway at a quarter past eight
poured this whole bag of sugar inside of your gas tank
i got a dead skunk inside of a f_ckin’ trash bag
that i left out in the sun for two and a half day
break in your house through the kitchen window
then i sneak into your bedroom
and stuff the bag under your frickin’ pillow
the motive for the f_cker he’s nothing but sh_ts and giggle
i’m laughing at your misery, b_tch, the kid’s official
i’ll bust a fat sh_t in the margarine container
then i put it back in your refrigerator for later
i’m not a hater, i’m just a guy with too much time on his hands
the only kicks i get is f_ckin’ with people, and i’ll be d_mned
if i miss an opportunity i wrote the book on this mischief sh_t, b_tch
there’s nothing you could do to me
quit being stale, you dumb b_tch, why don’t you live a little?
f_ck the nook, we did it all for the sh_ts and giggles
[chorus: whipstick, j reno]
why you think your milk’s in a bag? sh_ts and giggles
why’d you wanna beat on my dad? sh_ts and giggles
why would you just call me a f_g? sh_ts and giggles
why? sh_ts and giggles, f_ck off, b_tch, it’s sh_ts and giggles
why you like american sports? sh_ts and giggles
why’d you eat your soup with a fork? sh_ts and giggles
why can’t you accept you’re a dork? sh_ts and giggles
why? sh_ts and giggles, f_ck off, b_tch, it’s sh_ts and giggles

[outro: whipstick]
_laughing_
[?] fun time gang and sh_t
we got the [?] don’t give a f_ck [?]
j reno from up north, dubbs from michigan
murder mitten and sh_t
[?] motherf_cker
you ain’t f_ckin’ with us, we sh_ttin’ and gigglin’ on everybody

- whipstick

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