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tweedy bird loc – street jokes كلمات اغاني

_ hahaha!
_ yo’ mama got two ways like, this and that
_ hahahaha, ahhh hahaha!
_ yo’ mama so fat when she walk her booty clap
_ hahahaha! ahh hahahaha!
_ yo’ mama got one leg they call her aileen!
_ yo! aileen, d_mn!
_ yo’ daddy so black they shot at him and pulled his k back at some flashlight
_ hahahaaha
_ yo’ mama saw you she’s a g_ngb_ngin’ dinosaur
_ hey!
_ yo’ mama so dumb she saw a sign say “dip here” she ran on and got some potato chips
_ yo’ mama’s old she fart dust!
_ hahaha!
_ 4 clips’ shoes so tight they look like tacos!
_ hahaha!
_ yo’ mama look like a snail with a finger wave, n_gga
_ yo’ mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!
_ yo’ mama so blacc she got ticcets for tinted windows on a motorcycle!
_ hahaha, cuz!
_ yo’ mama so tall_yo daddy so tall he did a baccflip and died
_ yo’ mama so big she drive a bus with handlebars
_ hahahaha! d_mn!
_ yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress all the kids run around her sayin’ “hey, kool_aid”!
_ haha!
_ yo’ mama so stupid shе gave birth to you!
_ ahahaha!
_ yo’ mama so dumb, fucc it…
_ the fucc did yo’ mama toss?
_ ahahahaha!
_ yo’ mama so_yo mama so dumb she thought [?] was a sandwich
_ oh no! hеy!
_ yo’ mama so dumb when god was passin’ out braids, she thought he said “trains” so she said “gimme a slow”…
_ hahaha what?
_ yo’ mama’s a fat biatch!
_ hahaha!
_ fashion boulevard, fast boulevard!
_ yo’ mama stank, yo mama stank
_ yo’ house so little you literally drop a face tie? while [?] on the wall carpeted
_ yo’ mama so fat when she on the run she ball up and roll down the street
_ yo’ mama house look like you walkin’ in everybody!
_ haha!
_ yo’ mama teef_yo’ mama teef so white she look like she be chewin’ powdered donuts!
_ yo’ mama yo_yo’ mama so bald she roll her hair in rice
_ haha
_ yo’ mama so skinny she can dive through a needle hole with her arms wide open
_ ahahaha!
_ yo’ mama so skinny she swallowin’ a bb and thought she was 9 months pregnant
_ yo’ mama hair so long she roll her hair with beer cans!
_ ahahaha!
_ her nose went to the…!
_ your mama got cancer!
_ yo’ daddy’s_yo’ daddy’s so thick he can’t read newspapers at daytime ’cause he would burn that mothaf_cka up!
_ ahahaha!
_ all that fat lady…
_ spokesman!
_ mothaf_cka, x_rays, mothaf_cka!
_ yo’ mama and daddy went half old age!
_ f_ckin’ hypertentious…
_ ahaha!
_ yo’ mama ain’t got no_yo’ mama ain’t got no arms talkin’ ’bout some [?], n_gga
_ tested positive!
_ haha positive!
_ yo’ mama tested positive!
_ ahahaha!
_ hey hey why did ronald mcdonald died ay ay?
_ why?
_ ’cause he believed in magic!
_ ahahahaha!
_ yo’ mama got one arm and swim in circles!
_ ahahaha hey!
_ yo’ mama so dumb she took the donut bacc ’cause it had a hole in the middle, n_gga
_ yo’ mama so dumb she thought donuts on ’em… uhhh!
_ ahaha!
_ yo’ mama so dumb she went over and had a donut truck and k!lled two daddies!
_ she bit off donuts off the curb!
_ ahaha!
_ yo’ mama so dumb she thought cheerios and donuts sinks!
_ ahahaha!
_ yo’ mama_yo’ mama, n_gga!
_ yo’ mama so old she knew cap’n crunch when she a cub scout
_ no dog, she knew big bear when she was a cub!
_ god d_mn…
_ yo’ mama so old she knew big bear when she was a stopwatch!
_ yo’ mama so old she knew king tut when he was a prince!
_ yo’ mama so old_yo’ mama so old she knew the beatles when they was cocoons!
_ yo’ mama so fat she jumped on a quarter and squeezed the boogers outta george washington’s nose
_ uhh…
_ yo’ mama so fat she sellin’ a dollar and made for a quarter
_ hey yo’ mama so big she got one of her pants on the driveway
_ d_mn! hahaha!
_ yo’ mama so fat she smacced the project on her feet and made some air join down
_ yo’ mama so fat she wear clive sales for sandals!
_ hahaha!
_ yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress like a bow_legged fire agent
_ yo’ mama don’t have dreams, she have movies, n_gga
_ d_mn!
_ yo’ mama so old she dreams re_runs!
_ yo’ mama so old…
_ yo’ mama don’t take pictures, she take billboards!
_ hahahaha!
_ yo’ mama so hey, yo mama so fat she wear, microwave for a big book
_ hahaha!
_ yo’ mama so old jesus was in her yearbook and they were friends…
_ ahahahaha!
_ yo’ mama so [?] she played wide receiver for the rams
_ yo’ mama so_hey, yo’ mama so fat_yo’ mama so fat, look, yo’ mama so fat she need queen_sized mattresses when she pee
_ ahahaha ohhh!
_ what did michael jaccson said when bubble was succin’ his dicc?
_ what?
_ hoo hoo hoo hoo!
_ buggin’…
_ bullsh_t!
_ that’s buggin’ y’all!
_ ahahaha of course you buggin’!
_ shut the fucc up! yeah
_ alright, no clips!
_ ahahahaha!
_ sh_t, there we got no clips, no clips is swallowed up!
_ whaaaat? hahaha!
_ oh n_gga, yo’ mama so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application
_ ahhahaaa!
_ no! nope! get the f_ck outta here…
_ hey n_gga buggin’ like [?]…!
_ keep her two_faced…!
_ ahahaha!
_ you look like you was in a hammer fight and lost!
_ oh sh_t…!

- tweedy bird loc

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