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the wet spots – texas annie كلمات اغاني

well, texas annie had a big fat f-nny, and she drove a black sedan
she had ben wa b-lls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband
and when the fog was thick, she’d pack her d-cks, and sneak across the county line
’cause in texas, any tool for m-st-rbation is a crime

hard-livin’ and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk
she was a liquor-drinkin’ d-ld–runnin’ rascal
with an electronic phallus for each housewife up in dallas
an’ a probe for every -ssh0l- in el paso

cos you can’t buy a d-ld- in texas
we don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya’ hear?
and it says so in the bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable
for a prison term of twenty-seven years

well, she’d rent a room in a cheap saloon and start sellin’ all her wares
she’d be drinkin’ whisky and gettin’ frisky, conductin’ her affairs
and by the end of the night, she’d be good and tight, with a girl on either side
and she’d grab her saddle and a ping-pong paddle and she’d take them for a ride

till the good ol’ boys got their good ol’ b-lls all tied up in a sling
and the governor said “i’ll have her head, that butch is gonna swing,”
the boys felt replaced and they felt disgraced and they chased her hard and long
there’s no debate in the lone star state about who should wear the dong

cos you can’t buy a d-ld- in texas
we don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya’ hear?
and it says so in the bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable
to be tried before a jury of your queers. i mean, peers

right, definitely peers

annie in the bedroom picking out toys
annie been caught by the governor’s boys
annie gonna get the electric chair
a thousand volts in the derriere

(spoken)wooo-hooo! (laugh) do it again, m-th-f-cka, come on!

so they strapped her in and the governor grinned, “i guess you’ve had your fun
shoulda made your money as a playboy bunny or by selling people guns
so goodnight texas annie – i hope you burn in h-ll,”
she said “i’ll see you there, you sonofab-tch, and i’ll see your wife as well!”

so he flipped the switch, she began to twitch and vibrate all around
smoke filled the room, there was a thunderous boom and a high pitched buzzing sound
and as the air cleared, she’d disappeared, and a hundred eyes grew wide
the men were stiff with horror, but their wives looked satisfied

cos you can’t buy a d-ld- in texas
so here’s your chance to stick it to the man
take every opportunity to whack off with impunity
go f-ck yourselves as often as you can

- the wet spots

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