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the grammar club – get laid كلمات اغاني

[chorus]
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
i never get laid, i never get laid, i never get laid

[verse 1]
man i get laid all the time, i got some strange on the side
it’s kinda scary for a lady not to give me a ride
except it’s all just a lie i tell for confidence boost
but you cannot sell a hoopty if you’re telling the truth
and that’s the truth, boy, know what i’m sayin’?
dude like me not getting lovin’ ‘less a dude like me’s payin’
and i got game, but just the kind with dice and pegs
i just wanna tell some secrets in between your legs
i’m sorry grandma if you’re listening, i’ll try a little harder
know that i could be a player if i were a little smarter
maybe trick you into thinking that i’m ethan suplee
or i am keanu reeves with a really bad bee sting
i’m fluffy, wanna give you my stuffing
with a putnam that’s so precious baby you gotta love me
i’m a dapper little rapper and you know that i’m paid
but it never seems to matter ’cause this rapper yo i never get

[chorus]
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
(come swap some dna with me)
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
(insert tab d into slot p)
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
(all i’m tryin’ to say is)
i never get laid, i never get laid, i never get laid

[verse 2]
so now i have an so, i said baby let’s roll
i got some candles and some music and the lights are real low
but she just said no, ’cause what i said not long ago
and now she’s mad and i feel like my jeans are about to explode
oh no! how did this happen?
i was under the impression ladies love them some rappin’
and the dancin’ and clappin’ and she knows that i’m handsome
so what if i said her sister looks like scarlett johansson?
looks like it’s just practice again
who needs a woman when you have a little harem of ten?
and i know everything i want, and i know everything i like
i just sit on it till it’s numb and call it stranger’s delight
i’m psyched! …now i’m depressed
shame and the sadness and a hot little mess
so just let me get dressed and we can hit the arcade
and then commiserate together how we never get, ever get

[bridge]
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey…
[guitar solo]

[verse 3]
i make myself feel glamorous
altogether fabulous, avoid the disastrous
tracks get scandalous, i hope you’re not mad at us
can’t sack troy when the trojans can’t handle us
don’t pout, get silly
reboot, get gritty then invade your city
for a hot young filly with a name like pracilly
who wants flapjacks, not wack, call billy

[chorus]
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
(three-year-old condoms on my shelf)
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
(might have to handle it myself)
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
(all i’m tryin’ to say is)
i never get laid, i never get laid, i never get laid

i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
(d’know how to do it; have to ask)
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey
(forget which hole performs what task)
i never get laid, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
i never get laid, i never get laid, i never get laid
i never get laid, i never get laid, i never get laid
(all i’m tryin’ to say is)
i never get, i never get, i never get laid

- the grammar club

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