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taryn southern – bad sex كلمات اغاني

[verse 1]
have you ever really ever had really bad s-x?
you regretting it all before it even begin
he smell bad, you feel sad, you wonder where his d-ck has been
and you pray he come fast like kilimanjaro
hoping your v-g-n- won’t hit you tomorrow
you wanna stop but he’s on top so you just push through the s-xual sorrow
last night i had s-x with a motherf-cking comp-ss
searching for my g-spot like he’s christopher columbus
it took him 15 minutes just to found my south pole
frankly i’m amazed he stuck it in the right hole
last night i had s-x and it lasted way too long
now i know why there ain’t a, off that guy’s dong
i guess you can’t transform a lemon into a lemonade
i don’t feel mislead i just feel mislaid
last night i had s-x and he wouldn’t stop grinning
he must love charlie sheen ’cause kept screaming i’m winning
he was moving up on me like a siamese twin
i’ll never let him put his d-ck in my box again

[chorus]
i just had s-x and it was so bad
i’m glad that it’s over ’cause the bad s-x is so bad
yeah just had bad s-x
i just had s-x and it was so bad
a waste of my time, that’s how about the s-x i had
was just a giant waste of my time

[verse 2]
last night i had s-x with a really good speller
making letter on my chachi like i’m yelling f-cking k!ll her
if i was the bread he was the sloppy jo, yo
all of his moves just had to go so go yo
last night i had s-x and it was so freaking boring
he didn’t even nodes when i started snoring
it was more depressing than a book by robert frost
i swear the sh-t ain’t worthy, opportunity cost
last night i had s-x including way to be done
so i started mult-tasking just to make it more fun
while he was feeling up my rackses, i finished my taxes
now i think that it’s time for me to relax in
yes one motherf-cker, i just had bad s-x
the guy was making faces like a kid with tourette’s
i already feel bad for this dude’s future wife
this s-x was the worst 30 seconds of my whole life

[bridge]
whoever knew that s-x could be bad
what’s wrong with this picture it makes me feel sad
i’ll never have to deal with bad s-x again
if only i was a lesbian!

- taryn southern

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