rhea butcher – 7-11 and lighters كلمات اغاني
[spoken]
i mean i went into 7-11 i’m into 7-11 basically like this. went into 7-11. i went in to buy a bottle of water and a bic lighter, my purchase was elemental. (laughter). so i put those two things down on the counter and the cashier was like “how old are you?” (laughter) and i said “33” and he was like “ i’m gonna have to see some id” (laughter) so i gave my id i slid [?] he picked it up
start flipping up over and over again just like looking at it. they started squeezing it like a nightclub bouncer (laughter) it’s like sir they’re taquitos rolling on a heating element over there.(laughter) please be careful with my ident-ty. (laughter) so he was looking at it and he gave it back to me it was like “ i don’t know about this” (laughter) and sold it to me anyway. and as walked out of there with a bic lighter and a bottle of water i was like trying to talk myself out of my silent rage. you know like, oh maybe there’s a lot of dumpster fires around here (laughter). just keeping flames out of the hands of the babes i don’t know (laughter)
then i got home and i got the better me. i had to look it up. there is no age restriction on lighters. (laughter). so how old did he think i was? (laughter) do you think i was just three infants stuck on top of each other? (laughter) it’s like put on a jean jacket and waddled into 7-11. (laughter) i mean that’s ridiculous if i caught anything on fire i had water to put it out
(laughter) no one’s gonna bother me for a while. i feel like, like i’ll be on my deathbed surrounded by my family just like looking off into the distance like how old did you think i was
(laughter) and they don’t know what i’m talking about (laughter). ‘till a nurse walks by she’s like; “ hey, hey young man you get out of that deathbed” (laughter) that bed is for dying people you get out of there (laughter) well let me see some id”
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