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real as shit – fuck mumbo jumbo كلمات اغاني

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[intro: realisticlee]
the m stands for mumble and the a stands for _rs_hole
and we don’t want any of your mumble rap sh_te

[verse 1: mc a$.$.]
how did this become rap, to me it’s a mystery
but i’ll knock you back to 20_10, rap battles of history
i’ve got bars like irn_bru
what the f_ck you tryna do
nothing goes over your head, it’s so empty i’m flying through
your a dyslexic ginger and you dye your hair too
i suspect i’m a lyrical ninja, my akg will finish you
you wouldn’t auto_tune a car, you wouldn’t auto_tune a bike
so why would you auto_tune the mic
you can’t write a beat, you’re like the kid putting stabilisers on a trike
you’re all over the place like a jumble sale
this is f_cking hip hop, this ain’t no mumble tale
this sh_t is criminal, the effort is minimal
as an individual you’re an imbecile for all to see
your pinnacle, lyrical acrobatics are not fit to be
appreciated or traded, not even piracy
your getting f_cked up on drugs and hennessey
can’t you see you’re going to be my nemeses
i can see an enemy

[verse 2:realisticlee]
hip hop, first time i heard it was eminem and will smith
and i’ve been hooked ever since
i was nineteen and liked it quite rightly
when i was twenty, i thought it’s about time to get on a mic lee
rap and this earth are all f_cked up like
in planet of the apes
this ain’t no superhero story, not all heroes wear capes
we should keep hip hop real like back when redman let da monkey out, it’s been ages
when i hear a mumbler, anger burns deep inside, like the incredible hulk, i tear through these pages
mumble rap, i’d rather listen to apple crumble rap
how the f_ck did you motherf_ckers manage to fumble rap
most hip hop nowadays is utter cr_p
[chorus: real as sh_t]
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr_p
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr_p

[verse 3: mc a.$.$]
first time i heard rap, was the fresh prince straight out of bel air
if it was a mumble we’d heard there’d be trouble everywhere
cracks in society, a circle forced through a square
ali g was the first rapper i searched on youtube, ’cause i knew he was that good[snap back to reality]
straight outta google came ice cube
we ain’t playing a game this isn’t pictionary
i don’t need a dictionary to write your obituary
enjoy the silence of my vernacular violence
what was that you said, i can’t hear
your diction’s disastrously bad
turn down the beat, your voice can’t be that sad
you should try shadow writers, put that sh_t out to tender
you might have a fat beat but your vocabulary’ slender man
your words went through the blender, doesn’t matter you’ve no brains left
your raps are ear cancer but i am become deaf
[verse 4: realisticlee]
starting to lose your grip on reality
all the fumbling and bungling you’ve got a loose grip actually
before i listened to hip hop i didn’t really listen to music
f_ck the new sh_t, f_ck the mumble sh_t rap
me and a.$.$ browsing magazines in a broken rack
luckily i just got a new stand
and we be real as sh_t
a lot of hip hop these days is some real ass sh_t
how the f_ck did hip hop get into this
mumble rap’s got my ears ringing like tinnitus
got hot beats and you hope the bass’ll sell
guess not, the sh_t sounds worse than basal cell carcinoma
you have no way with words, you’re no casanova
can’t rap anything like jay hova

[chorus: real as sh_t]
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr_p
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr_p
[verse 5: mc a.$.$]
if we’d rapped in the nineties we’d be the worst by eight mile
but now we’re in the twenties and you’re in the bottom percentile
did you swallow a bee, ’cause you bumble every rap
trying to transform hip hop, something worse than trap
deception on, turn the lip sync up
the mastering’s done but it still sounds like cr_p
your lyrics are inaudible ’cause they don’t exist
your punchlines are terrible, your words always mist
i see through sh_t like the hubble, double trouble
if you’ve got a problem and you don’t know how to solve it
better use some logic
all you mumble b_tches just got played like a trombone
f_ck you and your mumbo jumbo, ya dumbo[i know you heard me, ears bigger than a satellite]

[verse 6: realisticlee]
imagine getting hassle from a mumble rap assh0l_
rugrat on the mic, a rascal
i’d round them all up with a lasso
fat joe had a song called ”lean back”
you c_nts took it literally and shoved that lean back down your throat
cough syrup mixed with codeine
you’ve gotta be f_cking joking
eminem was on the remix
rap’s a f_cking state he sees this
nineties sh_t was the meanest
rappers be like boxers, all wanna be the leanest
new wave sh_t is gibberish, no words, no thesis
alright so it looks like everyone has forgotten real rap
we’re about to bring it all back
if mumble rap was a person, i’d like to kick him in the ball sack
making garbage songs, people line up at the end of the chute, eat it up
the money piles up in a tall stack
he’s a reject like one of the mystery men
if you wanna be a master rapper, you gotta put the em in m

- real as shit

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