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rae mills – parental advisory on my ass كلمات اغاني

[spoken word]
_ okay guys, so here’s the deal
okay? we gotta sell a billion copies
or else we’re gonna go f_cking bankrupt

_ what the f_ck? no not bankrupt
i have a billion children and i have to feed them all $1 each

_ i know, i know
your children are on a very strict dollar diet
you f_cking idiot
but it’s okay
because i got a plan

_ okay but like the last time that you had that exact same voice
in that exact same manner
and you were also the middle channel
you had the worst idea in the f_cking world
and then my grandma died

_ well yeah okay assh0l_
that may be true right level me
but uh actually this is the best idea in the f_cking universe
and listen to me it’s gonna be great
so what we gotta do
is that we got to get martin cabello iii on the record
_ okay but who the f_ck is martin cabello?

_ and why is there three of ’em?

_ okay right channel way to be a f_cking racist
assh0l_
h0m_phobe
piece of sh_t
but actually martin cabello
y’know you remember the th_ th_
cocaina guy
he’s the_ the_ the funniest man in universe actually
i_ uh_ i actually learned from him on top of a mountain
eighteen years ago when i was um… three?
how old was i… w_ eighteen years ago?
i don’t f_ckin’ remember
anyways so
um
uh we’re gonna get him on the record
and uh he’s gonna do a thing

_ okay yeah that’s nice and all
but i literally just got off the phone with martin cabello iii
and uh he actually said you can uh die a painful death
alone
uh ’cause he doesn’t like you
you little b_tch!
_ _sigh_ wow, okay
good ol’ cabello, gabello, badello
always being a funny f_cker
okay, fine, i guess we’re gonna have to go with plan b
’cause you see i actually planned for this
’cause i have actually_
when i was doing the training with martin cabello i was also studying his voice
and how he talks
so i actually have an impeccable impression of martin cabello
so we can just do that and we can pose as martin cabello
and uh i th_ i_ i_ think that will work

_ wait isn’t that a little f_cking illegal though?
like i think that’s like identity theft

_ pfft, “identity theft, bispendity breff”
and “bitty bitty itty titty breast”
i don’t give a f_ck
okay? so watch
watch and i’m gonna do it
okay are you ready?

_ahem_

_terrible martin cabello iii impression_
h_llo everyone!
martin cabello here
and uh i would like you to know that the short week is gonna be releasing july 26th
so you better buy the album
or else i will uhh
or else uhh
“you’re f_cking dead”
_sanctuary guardian from earthbound_
see that’s the quote that i said because i’m martin cabello iii
ha, ha, yeah, i totally uh am martin cabello
and you can also go to my cameo page
at www.bandcamp.com/raemills
that’s not even a right bandcamp link
i think “raemills” comes before the .bandcamp
i don’t f_cking know
but anyways
uh cocaina
somebody asked why i hate the military
woah! i’m out
so what do y’all think?

wow, nagato kamado, that was so cool… can you do it again?

bruh

- rae mills

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