oscar brand – good ship venus كلمات اغاني
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 1]
the captain of the lugger
was known as a filthy b_gg_r
declared unfit to shovel grit
from one ship to another
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 2]
the cabin boys name was chipper
a randy little nipper
he made a pass with a broken glass
and circumcised the skipper
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 3]
the first mate’s name was morgan
by gosh, he was a gorgon
from half past eight he played ’til late
upon the captain’s organ
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 4]
the captain’s wife was charlotte
born and bred a harlot
her thighs at night were lily white
by morning they were scarlet
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 5]
the captain’s daughter, mabel
though young, was fresh and able
to fornicate with the second mate
upon the chartroom table
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 6]
the captain’s youngest daughter
was washed into the water
her plaintive squeals announced that eels
had found her s_xual quarter
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 7]
the ship’s dog’s name was rover
we turned that poor thing over
and ground and ground that faithful hound
from teneriff to dover
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
[verse 8]
and when we reached our station
through skilful navigation
the ship got sunk in a wave of sp_nk
from too much fornication
[chorus]
aboard the good ship venus
you really should have seen us
with a figurehead of a wh0re in bed
and a mast of a phallic genus
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