nathanology – the evolution of sex كلمات اغاني
evolution is a tale of desire —
who fell for whom, and why we’re inspired
to spend our short lives trying to be the fittest
to kiss and be kissed by, and fist and be fisted
…depending on your personal preference
but no matter how you do it or whom you may doin’
the whole concept can be kind of confusin’ —
like, how’d we crawl out the primordial soup and
become all these h_rny ass s_x_havin’ humans?
…it’s a big, bulging question:
it’s the evolution of s_x
the evolution of s_x!
bacteria were the first to get lucky
after that came the mushroom tipped fungi
then eventually monkeys, and then your and my folks
with female and male cells combining in zygotes
but ‘female’ and ‘male’ are relative concepts
that mean different things depending on context
in this sense i simply mean cells and their contents
genetically — s_x, and not gender constructs
…we have pr_nouns; nature has a process
so_called “female” s_x cells are eggs
some lay them in nests, some stay between the legs
a stable container of genetic information
that may or may not receive fertilization
the cells we call male, on the other hand, learned
to transfer genetics in different terms:
expendable swimmers that slither and squirm —
billions and billions and billions of sperm
but as eggs evolved, they got harder to reach
to keep out the unwanted sperm from the breach
and so for creatures have wombs, to get to their recesses
some evolved long and impetuous p_n_ses
the world is full of d_cks!
the d_cks of blue whales are a half city block
roosters don’t have one but we call it a c_ck
we’re not moby d_ck, but we’re also not chicken —
the average human’s just under a six_inch
but let’s talk v_g_n_’s: the blue whale’s is deep
koala’s have two, kangaroos three
ducks’ come in spirals — and through parthenogenesis
some all_female lizards don’t need d_cks — they’re lesbians
for some have one and some have the other
some have both and can father and mother
it’s not just a matter of masculines_feminines
no matter how literally you may read genesis
…nature is queer
nature is queer af!
for s_x ain’t gender, whether the grindr or the tinder —
we say male and female, yes, but nature says whatever
for no matter what the fulcrum is, no what what the lever
all the parts are made to function if they’re working well and ever
in a state of state of good adjustment that in us is known as pleasure
and in other organisms may be different but not lesser —
for no matter what the whole is no one’s hole or member’s better —
survival of the fittest means: let’s fit this together
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