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mr. safety – doggommit كلمات اغاني

[intro]
you know those words that like, you come up with
that are so f_cking stupid that everybody catches on
well, i got one

[verse 1]
i went over to my grandma’s tomb
nah, don’t worry, she’s still alive
she just smells like an old woman’s perfume
she still smokes it up so she’s sitting in her room
f_cking smoking up to some f_cking sh_t and doing shroom
so she looks over at me and she says “man, what’s up?”
f_cking, she grabs her pipe and she tells me to get a life

then she says how i need to go and get laid
‘cuz that’s what she did when she was my age back in the day
i said grandma, d_mn it, i don’t wanna hear this sh_t from you
you’re like, my grandma, and you’re like what, 62?

then i thought about what she just said, it made me wanna vomit
so then she looked and me and she said doggommit
what the h_ll you waiting for, you’re just a young buck
i’m 62 years old but i can still f_ck
so what if i talk about it, i’m old, stop discriminating
i’m doing better than you ‘cuz you’re just m_st_rbating
doggommit
[chorus]
err, and there’s the word (doggommit)
the stupidest word i’ve ever heard (doggommit)
what the f_ck does that mean? (doggommit)
i know it’s godd_mnit but it’s clean

[verse 2]
i know i used to say godd_mnit a lot
but it’s not like i meant to say d_mn you, god!
doggommit just makes no sense
but i guess it’s just a nice way to say f_ck, d_mnit, sh_t

i know i’m getting older now, but shouldn’t my mouth be cleaner?
next time i get p_ssed off, should i just say suck my wiener?
i drive my mom to work sometimes, she says i drive too fast
next time i’ll slam on the brakes and tell her to kiss my b_tt

there’s even things we can’t say just because we’re white
man, you’re my best friend, i figure you’re my black guy
the only evil thing that george bush says is bomb it
get all them motherhumpin’ terrorists, doggommit!

[chorus]
doggommit, doggommit
doggommit, doggammit
daggommit, doggommit, daggommit
doggommit, doggommit, doggommit, doggommit
doggommit, doggommit, god d_mnit! ugh
you don’t like this word and the way it sounds
get used to it, ‘cuz you’ll be saying it 5 minutes from now

[verse 3]
doggom this and doggom that
doggom dog and doggom cat
doggom person that f_cked up your hair
doggom carnies that work at the fair
to the people riding horses, doggom them too
‘cuz the doggom horses make big doggom poo
this doggom song is doggom dumb
because the doggom sh_t has gone too d_mn long

i need to say something else doggom quick
‘cuz this doggom song sucks my doggom wiener
feces! there’s another word i could say
it’s better than saying doggommit all day

holy feces! i could even say the word dump
i could scream it at the top of my lungs, no one gives a hump
what do you call a guy in a fight who likes to whine?
a doggom motherhumping pink feline, doggommit

[chorus]
aw, here we go again (doggommit)
when is this feces gonna end? (doggommit)
ugh, my brain is about to bust (doggommit)
f_ck it, man, i’m gonna cuss
[verse 4]
p_ssy sh_t cum d_ck l!ck f_ck wh0re
f_ck the people who make straws, f_ck the girl next door
f_ck the guy that plays golf, that is such a hassle
he may know how to swing but he still looks like an assh0l_

just hearing about yeast infection always makes me sick
where p_ssy bread is cooking you will never find my d_ck
i wanna get some p_ssy but i wanna hit it soft
so i guess it’s time for my white ass to f_ck off

[chorus]
doggommit, f_ck off
doggommit, f_ck off
dog f_ck dog f_ck dog f_ck, f_ck off

- mr safety

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