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mr. jay (rap) – goomba vs octorok كلمات اغاني

[intro]
rap battle!
goomba
vs!
octorok
begin!

[verse 1: goomba]
the flat_footed fungi’s about to stomp his first victim
a colored squid living in the subdivision of my kingdom
for king bowser, i’m gonna stop that mario
while you’re just a stepping stone when shot with an ice arrow
back off inkling, i spit disses harder than your rocks
your squad ain’t got nothing against my team that walks blocks
step in the mushroom kingdom and you won’t have any luck
in the game since ’85, and you’re for sure fu_ _gets squished_

[verse 2: octorok]
go cower in a green boot, or get squashed by one
your koopa troopas know that the natural_born spitter won
now i’ll spit a stone at you to knock down ya little tower
deliverin’ rock solid disses to show ya real power
charging in no hesitation, obviously, you’re witless
this ain’t no challengе at all, you’re always senselеss!
i octo_rock the roof, beating this shroom from the 80s
i drop rhymes deadlier than how you drop your babies!
[verse 3: magikarp]
there’s no stopping this flopping monster, so it’s best you depart
what? you think you’re tough sh_t? karp karp karp
let’s cook up some octopus flavored tentacles with sake
i’m sure j_pan preferred the mushroom that fell on nagasaki!
spitting a gyara_dose of raps, watch me splash on your asses
take a step into my pool and we’ll swarm you by the masses
laugh at me while you can, but i’ll show you what’s funny
when you can’t cascade my waterfall once i reach level 20

[verse 4: waddle dee]
strollin down the path, better get out of my way
or you’ll become the next victim of my jumping delay!
got my bandana strapped on, ready to kirb_stomp you
bringing in my own army, there’s nothing you can do
you must be in dream land to think your rhymes are tough
with this ball of epic yarn, you can’t retreat from this fluff
i’m on dedede’s side, so no doubt i’ll give a clout
i’ll take this spear to your head, so just go waddle out

[verse 5: slime]
let me bounce in your way, pouncing on your jumpy klutz
stop making puffs with kirby and come waddle deez nuts!
want to play in my flat world? well, deal with me first!
you gotta hate me more than zombies, but i’m still not the worst
try and hit me, i’ll come back again and again
a multiplying mc, wait until you meet my friends
octoc_ck and magikrap, meet ya down in the mineshaft
bringing violence and slimes once you step into minecraft!
[verse 6: genome soldier]
huh? who is there? i’ll report you to patrol
what’s the buzz? whose footprints are these? what’s that sound? oh no!
i’d rather jump off an elevator than hear you chodes
just try to knock me out, you’ll just enter caution mode!
i’ll use the heart of justice just to turn you all blue
ooh, a dirty magazine? that girl has some nice b00bs!
i’ll split a slime and his little friends with no hesitation
i thought i heard a threat, must have been my imagination

[verse 7: radroach]
we’re the raddest roaches, biting these dumb creations
not very strong, but we can spit hot rhymes with radiation
we’ll pounce at you (ahhh!!!), get out of the wasteland
cause we really won’t attack you unless you come near our face, man
our swarms will take you down, even with our tiny size
just please don’t eat us, here, take the bloatflies!
ya’ll giving me the jitters, that’s it, i’m done
wait a minute, no! put away that bb gun!

[verse 8: grunt]
i see bad guys! unggoy posse, in formation!
demon vermin! we blast all you out with a plasma cannon!
big covenants cover me, so i scare like it’s amnesia
prophets predict i use others’ corpses to sneak behind ya!
i destroy shields, be scared, vermins! but don’t shoot my tank though
and don’t k!ll my leader either, or else i’ll have to go!
i take one for the team, all of you are just pathetic
i’m taking you with me! suck it heretics!
[verse 9: turret]
hide under your ch_ll or face, the sentry’s deadly accuracy
cause there’s an extra leg up in this race who fires fast and sleek
it’s turret, taste my bullets, 60% more shots fired!
look into my eye and you will find my target’s acquired
i don’t hate you, i’m programmed to suppress the oppressed
with neurotoxins injected, you all will fail your turing tests!
try to crawl, try to waddle, i am toggled not to miss ya
hustle me, and end up in a bigger mess than black mesa

[interlude: gta cops]
alright, drop down!
hands behind your back!
take ’em down!
get that guy!
move it!

[verse 10: gta cop #1, gta cop #2, gta cop #3, and all]
nice blood_patterned clothes! touch my car, you’re dead!
forget letting you guys take cover, i’ll get in your face instead
i squash radroaches like i tend to squash criminals!
patrol 15 reports a code 4, you’re practically invisible
making these turrets wasted with my unlimited amount of ammo!
we’ll take you in, wait a few seconds, then we’ll let you go
wait, where are you guys? seems they ran away from us…
uh… should we locate the criminals? nah, let’s got get some donuts!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!

- mr jay rap

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