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mc jarbo – uber eats كلمات اغاني

uber eats lyrics
[verse 1]
uber eats, i gotta delivery for you
let’s see here… mmmm d_mn girl
it smells like ass, tastes like ass
if it was me, i’d probably throw that sh_t straight in the trash
if it was me son, i’d be my_rooming them, like give me a f_cking refund
like sh_t this ain’t what i ordered, i ain’t eating this! i ain’t ethan!
this sh_t looks half eaten, even this sauce this looks suspiciously
like s_m_n, like twenty d_cks have been beaten
to an incredibly satisfying completion
it used to be at the weekend but that we’re quarantining
i’ve just f_cked up every single freaking meal in washington state this evening
by adding this spicy seasoning and a couple extra ingredients
if you don’t like it… you can go wait in a queue
full of sick motherf_ckers and jews that escaped from the zoo
you can do that, or i can just bring it straight to you
uber eats b_tch!

[chorus]
baby it’s the weekend, i know that you freakin’
want to get some food up inside you girl
but if i’m a little bit late, that don’t mean i beat my meat
inside of your uber eats

[verse 2]
while you’re locked in the house… i’m locked out of mine (cr_p)
matt, you can come right back the second you stop being such a lying f_g
she says the second you stop lying back and m_st_rbating
while playing minecraft, then you can have your life back
and you might not even believe this, it’s a secret so just
keep it between us but i love spreading diseases
i frequently nut on your f’in pizzas
and i’m not even bring facetious son, trust me there’s more than just
jizz covered chicken breast pieces, smeared in feces
and if you look a little bit closer, you’ll see that chucked in with your
f_cking chucky cheese there’s hands feet
and… jesus something resembling a human fetus!
what the f_ck does it mean? it’s still a mystery but at least it’s
brought right to your door by the world’s biggest defeatist
matt jarbo, whatever it is didn’t come from my p_n_s
don’t look at it in the eyes, just f_cking eat it
[chorus]
baby it’s the weekend, i know that you freakin’
want to get some food up inside you girl
but if i’m a little bit late, that don’t mean i beat my meat
inside of your uber eats

[verse 3]
let’s be real for a second
if tyrone paid rent, i guess these bills would get paid
and i wouldn’t have to dispose of so many of his children this way
or expose myself to sickness today
there’s no f_cking mask in the world that will comfortably fit this triple_chinned face
and i wouldn’t have invested all of my money in ripple and cake
true that my girl’s processing d_ck after d_ck every day
and i wouldn’t be driving around town for ten dollars a month
like an idiot in the middle of the f_cking bubonic plague
game over, whether it’s corona, _n_s aids or ebola
they’ll probably find me holed up in a coma, in the back of
my own car… paramedics pulling me out like some kind of
diabetic three hundred and fifty pound boulder
it is what it is!

[chorus]
baby it’s the weekend, i know that you freakin’
want to get some food up inside you girl
but if i’m a little bit late, that don’t mean i beat my meat
inside of your uber eats
[outro]
you know what i mean? if you’re still waiting for your uber eats, yeah you’re gonna want to call back and get a different driver
that sh_t is f_cked up. eat that sh_t at your own risk

- mc jarbo

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