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mc crumbsnatcher – no matter what كلمات اغاني

[chorus]
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
i be pretty, i be sweet
you be wishing you were me
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
i surpass all expectations
you just sit there hating!
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
it don’t matter what the cost
i just be the f_ckin’ boss!
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
and if you ever wanna talk
then kindly, f_ck off
[hook]
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[verse 1]
even if i was a lesbian, my life would be the sh_t
i’d have b_tches just like jenga blocks
falling on my cl_t
they’d call me lezzie lady pimp
i’d rock my flannels like a boss
i would play anita franco while i’m eating out your box
i’d get a job as a cop
or maybe as a gym teacher
i’d be making out with ellen b_b_b_behind the bleachers
be the greatest p_ssy eater
i’d go down in history!
turn your l_b__ to “yay”bia
and slap you with my titty!

[chorus]
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
i be pretty, i be sweet
you be wishing you were me
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
i surpass all expectations
you just sit there hating!
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
it don’t matter what the cost
i just be the f_ckin’ boss!
no matter what the f_ck i do
you know that sh_t would be amazing!
and if you ever wanna talk
then kindly, f_ck off
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[hook]
what the f_ck i do
w_what the f_ck i do
w_w_what the f_ck i do
w_w_w_what the f_ck i do

[verse 2]
even if i was a granny
i’d be osteoferocious!
arthritis wouldn’t stop me from slapping you in both lips
i’d be having grandkids from 47 men
and i would sell ’em all for crack to smoke in my mercedes benz
oh, i’d be f_cking everything!
i’d say, “stay out of my liver spots!”
menopause ain’t the only thing getting granny hot!
i’m gonna be taking a shot
i’m drinking henny with best ?
and if you talk i’ll pull a glock from underneath my breast!
get off my godd_mn lawn, you punk ass motherf_ckers!

[verse 3]
if i was a firefighter, you’d be soaking wet
i’d scream, “look out, it’s a flamer!”
and i’d spray you with my d_ck
i’d be propping up my ladder
i’d be sneaking in your house
i’d be knocking on your daddy’s door to put it in his mouth
i’d be sliding down my pole
i’d be hopping in my truck
you’d call 9_1_1 if you ever wanna f_ck
if you ever wanna suck
if you ever wanna bang
call the man in red
to give you head and stick you with my thang!

[bridge]
i_i_if i was a dog i would be humping your leg
and if i was a pirate i would f_ck your ass with my peg
and if i was a hobo, i would never, ever have to beg
’cause i would always come first
if i’m the chicken or the egg
oh, and if i was a ninja i would do a sneak attack
i would creep up from behind and hit your face with my n_ts_ck
i would be a big mac, you’d be a chicken nugget
oh, and if i was a b_tt, then everyone would wanna f_ck it
if i was an astronaut i’d blast off to ur_n_s
if i was a king, they would call me “your royal g_yness”
but instead, i think i’ll be a t_rd sittin’ in your toilet
because no matter what i am you know i’d be the sh_t!

- mc crumbsnatcher

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