macc lads – two stroke eddie كلمات اغاني
he pulled up on a yammy 750,
i got all wet, my b-ttocks started shifting
i gave him a wink, i said: “buy us a drink?”
i got a double vodka and c-ke,
he said: “come outside, we’ll go for a ride.”
i gave his leather trousers a stroke
two stroke eddie
i told him straight away i wanted porking
(tell us about the size of his pole)
he only had an inch, and that was foreskin
(sounds like he was hung like a vole)
the ugly tw-t finished in two seconds flat
he had a problem with his timing
the fat, spotty b-m asked me if i’d come
he’s not worth the crust off my gusset lining
two-stroke eddie
i couldn’t give a toss about his size, dear
(you’re a f-cking lying sl-t)
two-stroke eddie didn’t touch the sides, dear
(he didn’t even have half a foot)
he just made a mess all over my dress,
i didn’t even know he’d been in
then he had the cheek to ask to see me next week
i wouldn’t give him cheese off my quim
two-stroke eddie
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