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lil’ d juicy – mc dead man (man) كلمات اغاني

lil’ d juicy’s second single
“mc fred man (man)”

(lil’ d juicy)

yo!
lil’ d juicy! back at it again!
with anotha one!
this one’s for… fred
fred sucks
a lotta haters out there callin’ me fred
my name’s not fred, don’t call me… fred
so… it’s gonna get funky
freestyle… nah mean?

yeah
yeah, uh
fred, like the guy from harry potter
george shrinks, like your b_lls when you dip ’em in cold water_
like an otter. bet you still play on a t__ter_totter
put my b_lls on one end, your mom on the other

your mom goes up, my end hits thе grass
your mom slides down, my schl_ng in her ass
she’s p__ping and farting, maybе i should pass
pass gas so nast’ it change the forecast
all this talk about niagara falls?
you don’t even consider the size of my b_lls
i look in the mirror… lake superior
you look in the mirror? … wiener

your name’s mcfred? mcdonald’s bread?
ronald mcdonald, his b_ttcheeks are spread
spread ’em like b_tter onto the bed
stds leave fred capital d dead

easy breezy beautiful _ uh _ lemon squeezy
fred squeezy cheesy out his peeny
he be getting greasy on his rgb pc
lil’ d juicy’s is blue and squeeky cleany

i wear this helmet to protect myself from bullies
and all the cute girls who want to give me pulleys
i ain’t no simple machine. i’m a winner
pull on my lever to receive a sticky dinner

you take pics of my mom for her onlyfans?
joke’s on you, she’s seen all you x_ray scans
shooting webs from you d_ck like spider_man?
she told me otherwise and that you have a tiny glans

it’s a serious problem, you should get it checked out
and maybe stop sticking my mom’s d_ck down your throat
don’t pout. go suck on a water spout
poor african kids would be jealous no doubt
fred? like freddy krueger?
having wet dreams and you look like a tumor
even martin luthor wouldn’t dream about you, sir
while you sit there sucking on a big ol’ rooster

your mom is making mac’n’cheese
your d_ck looks kinda j_panese
old and twisted like bonsai trees
squeeze out peas, sudanese disease

your d_ck is like a usb stick
gotta flip it over to make it fit
you have to have s_x upside_down_flippy
d_ck tippy, b_lls drippy, suckin’ on yo mama nippy

you rap alright for your age, but please;
this lil’ d juicy can rap in chinese
ding how wing ching ping pong wong
that translates to “i just farted on your mom”

freddy. shreddy. d_ck like confetti
already, my d_ck is all sh_tty. you feel me?
you feel me. hand on my p_n_s. negus
three strokes of my b_lls and my d_ck is a g_nius
einstein, cheese. hardy boys on their knees
g_y mysteries, incestual tease
the missing chums. hands on their peens
cum in their bums and occasional beans
it’s egregious. general grievous’ p_n_s
roger roger, a fuzzy roger
skin in your boot. t_st_cl_ dodger
lieutenant dan in shrimpy water
forest gump, he wrote you a letter
but he couldn’t read it, like stevie wonder
sh_t’s kinda wack. the ability to read
he seemed to lack, maybe because he was…
black _out back in grade seven
box to the head, it was like your soul went to heaven
since then, you never been the same person
running around shoutin’ “durka durka durkin”

you drink beer? alexander keith’s?
alan turing’s apple. go ahead, sink your t__th
waddle like a penguin, d_ck in a sheath
hang it on your front door like a christmas wreath

the last verse didn’t even make any sense
now… take off your pents
i know you’re hard for this lil’ d juicy
show me your b_lls… please show me

this lil’ d juicy is juicier that atlantis
your pants is drier than new mexicas
affectionist… for your mother, give her s_xy p_ss
you jizz all over my mother but you f_ckin’ miss

three pounds of ground beef bound to my ass cheek
my c_ck is weak for your mom’s sweet feet
i have a tradition of jumping into the street
sending a fleet of blood straight to my meat stud
sucking ya mom’s crud. doggie dud, dog time
covered your mom in frog slime. what a time to be a lime
fred a little stinky. his rhymes are d_nky. d_cky sticky
the skickymobile at your door come to steal all your privacy, you feel me?
yeah, my b_lls are like onions
peel ’em back into the crack of ya mom’s buns
my big ol’ nuts, they weigh tons
s_x with your mom, wear condoms
wouldn’t wanna make any cumlube kids
shouldn’t but i gotta take long ass shids
gone for an hour, send the search and rescues
grant macdonald f_cked his nephews

(sgt dan)

fred, fred, resting your head
broke into your house while you’re still in bed
depression hit pretty hard
when that p_ss slushie made you a tard
ass cheeks shaking on the screen
looking like a libtard drag queen

(lil’ d juicy)

yeah
yeah, uh
your mom is sucking on my t_st_cl_s
while im giving her breast_tickles
mc fred man gettin’ a spray tan
more orangar than a p_rn star, ok bien

mme pushie’s p_ssy is far to bushy
or maybe i’m a woosie, my d_ck’s pretty mushy
you and me, toilet seat. trick or treat. white sheet
pounding on my meat. p__py feet. give my nuts a yeet

mask on, pants off, more suck, less cough
fever, sore throat. what are ya talkin’ about?
something 19. stay home, suck peen
feel my weiner. order dinner

skip the dishes, chips’n’fishes
diarrhea. north korea
launch codes, suck chodes, watch lana rhoades
my d_ck is froze, like elsa’s toes

d_ck like olaf, in a snowbank
lost my glasses, now how am i s’posed to w_nk?
serve me burgerbuns like your name is frank
pics of frangus in my spank bank

youber, zhatka, covered in luber
cps high score, workout b00ber
oh my goodness, you as ugly as i am
go to sobeys, where the f_ck is the spam

you suck and your b_lls smell like f_ck
aw f_ck. cluck, cluck. a duck stuck in the air duct
imposter looking kinda sussy with that impressive posterior
i wanna feel your buns on my c_ck, like a sock
f_ckin’ in muck_in’ ‘n’ suckin’ fer good luck
leprechaun john with the golden pot
f_cks a lot, so hot, b_lls taut, d_ck rot
back from the time slot that i fought a robot
robo_b_lls, s_x dolls, in the bathroom stalls
y’alls are sperm donors. y’alls got perma_b_n_rs
shooting magma sperm out my magnum worm
sea bass, got a bus pass, gonna meet a lass, gonna meat her ass
she gonna pass gas so nast’ it’ll change the forecast
maybe record it and make a podcast
d_ck, f_ck, struck by a truck
now it’s shaped like a hockey puck
tarot card, carrot tard. f_ckin’ in the yard
glass shard in my bard_hole, f_ck a mole
stripper on a pole, ass ripper goin’ for a stroll
f_ck_b_lls in a bowl, d_ck small
f_ck a whole chicken with my d_ck in a vice
chinese rice, f_ck a mice, t_st_cl_ lice
roll my b_lls like dice, c_ck_f_ck in spice

you got shriveled b_lls like dumbledore
and a massive droopy c_ck like eeyore
d_ck so floppy it hits the ground
ball nowhere to be seen, check the lost and found

yesterday, your were mowing grass and hit a rock
not with the mower, but with your bil ol’ c_ck
there’s no possible way your d_ck could hang lower
maybe go ahead, run it over with the mower

your mom’s b00bies are becoming froze
warm ’em up when i stick the up, up my nose
she drops to her knees and there she blows
blows her nose all over my toes

boogers on my feet, green piggies like angry birds
slingshot my b_lls, ricochet, make cheese curds
tie_dyed spermicide, p__p on the playground slide
it’s liquified. don’t touch it, or you will died

when you see me, you’ll get a negative thought
luigi’s mansion is the only option you’ve got
gun to your head. make it buckshot
fred is dead, but his mom; most certainly not

i could bone your mom for hours
her b_ttcheeks gave me superpowers
my mad b_lls sk!lls are a gift from her ass
sling my nuts around, yeah spherical mass

there’s no way into your mom’s mountain
when she keeps _rg_sming like a fountain
so much liquid, it’s a tidal wake
give it to chase to cure his headache

what the f_ck?! why would you do that?
he drank it all because he is a tw_t
sank my b_lls into your mom’s shat hole
she’s startin’ to fartin’ all over my fat pole

look at the porsche _ oh wait _ that’s mine!
the licence plate says “fap 69”
your suckin’ on your mom’s teat in the backseat
we’re driving to sobeys to steal the canned meat

heres a joke for you there is a white dude
in the store are shopping for chocolate
and find a black man

(laugh)

my nuts are like the twins from terraria
starin’ at ya, givin’ you malaria in the _n_s
it’s painless

unlike your mom’s insane tits
those b00bies gave me a b00boo, her p_n_s too
waist thick

chinese man ran in front of a van
after they put a ban on dog spam cans
i cried, so sad

checked the dictionary for the meaning of b_lls. it said:
found under the d_ck; a powerful tool to make fred dead

my nuts were chosen to be frozen
in a stasis chamber for your mom’s research paper
d_ck turned into vapour

my nuts are coated in the remnants
of when your mom deep throated my bloated c_ck
and my c_ck exploded

my nuts are massive and impassive
and your mom’s throat was acid. rapidly
my d_ck was permanently flaccid

my nuts are sentient and thawing
and drawing pictures of a beaver clawing at my nut cheese
gnawing on my b_ttcheeks

i’ll admit it fred, you were right
i was in the bathroom stall with your mom one fateful night

my p_n_s was broken, your mom was chokin’
the pain came fast when i lost my long mast

my stick got small in the bathroom stalls
but her b_ttcheeks gave me these godd_mn tactical b_lls

the doctors tried to graft my shaft back on
but it was far too gone, it all went wrong

i wish i had a d_ck like yours
but i can’t complain when my b_lls can do chores
everynight, i’m covered in wh0res
i give them tours of the inside of my shorts

i wield my deep fried c_ck like a sword
keep my cuts clear of the cutting board
a huge h__rd of fred is approaching fast
take ’em out with one swift fart from my ass

lil’ d juicy, i’m on a safari
i’m driving through africville in my ferrari
i’m sorry _ i guess that sounds kind of racist
these monkeys have just made me lose all my patience

they p__ped all over my and on my car
brown ferrari. that’s a step too far
they call me the man in the yellow helmet
got dozens of monkeys trapped in my bas_m_nt

you got a big ol’ cog
mines like a hobbits
when bard k!lled smaug
i grew two hot timbits

one big c_ck
and a bad case of rabies
you’re a probable cause
to make your dog have babies

toss her down the sewer
after you do her
then jerk off to the poo fur
you’re a s_xual entrepreneur

put my big ol’ c_ck
in your mom
but when i took it out
it was completely f_cking gone

orange you glad my banana was in your mom’s ass?
got two nice nuts to prove it, but alas
i’ll admit your d_ck is bigger than my own
but really, it’s the b_lls that make your mom moan

i talked to your mom last night on the phone
she said “fred is the best when it comes to the bone
but lil’ d juicy is always welcome to my home
his b_lls are amazing. they make my mouth foam”

yeah

they make her mouth foam

yo!
that’s a wrap!
lil’ d juicy! my second single
fred sucks. ya know? so… uh
i’ll be back, yuh… with anotha one
in the meantime… don’t call me fred
my name is not fred
so… lil’ d juicy…
signing off

hoo_

- lil d juicy

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