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lil bit handicapped – bob ross (i can’t paint) كلمات اغاني

[intro: lil bit handicapped]
hi, my name is lil bit handicapped and today i’m gonna teach you how to paint
but i just wanna clarify that i cannot paint for sh_t
now first right here you wanna grab some liquid white
i prefer to use my own cum
and you just wanna just nicely tap it on the canvas right there just nicely tap it on there
like your just…tapping your cum on someone’s forehead or some sh_t like that
and then what you wanna do is grab the liquid brown
and you just you know you just wanna spray that on there
this..i’m using my own p__p btw so like if it smells bad then that’s the reason
now i want you to just f_ck up

[verse: lil bit handicapped]
i cannot draw
i cannot paint
my art is so bad that it makes people faint
went to art school then i got a complaint
tryna paint freely but they kept me restraint
being held back…nah i ain’t
bars row for row but i ain’t talking saint
i guess i’ll try to finger paint
but then i got another complaint
painting like bobby
my art is sloppy
rappers say their better but their just a carbon copy
they step to me and they try to mock me
but i disagree just like i’m poppy
beat a b_tch face like bob beats the devil
mario bros ya’ll still ain’t on my level
tissues in my pocket you can call me oil
i wrap sh_t up like i’m packing tin foil
my flow’s h_lla nasty like a m_th_f_cking fart
imma choke yo b_tch like homer chokes bart
went to harvard but i still ain’t smart
pull up to yo block then i stab you with a dart
painting lil happy trees but they look bad
i kept f_cking up and then i got mad
i broke my canvas and now i’m sad
‘let’s try that one more time’ like i’m jschlatt
aye!…whippin the porse it went skrrt
put yo head in the dirt
making sure that it hurt
cum stains on my shirt
cuz i made yo b_tch squirt
uh…f_cking that b_tch like a rabbit
thicc goth girl you know i gotta have it
imma pull up with a racket
or with a rocket
beat ya like a bop it
saw some hentai mangas so u know i had to cop it
pull up with a chopstick
change the f_cking topic
i be smoking trees but i ain’t talking tropic
finished the piece and it doesnt look quaint
i thought i told you guys that i cannot paint
you talk a lot of sh_t but i cannot relate
hiding in a bush but i ain’t talking kate
[outro: vargskelethor (vinesauce joel)]
alright so this is my image w_you think this looks good?1?
look at it!
it looks like sh_t!!!
but it looks…presentable somehow
hmm…this_f_cking bizar like i_i how_how_how did this happen?!
well sh_t it’s the magic of bob ross
f_ck me

- lil bit handicapped

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