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josh cannabis sativa™ – crazy shit كلمات اغاني

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
time for some crazy sh-t…
where’s my weed at?

i got a job where i stay on my -ss
‘n call you all, ‘n try to save you some cash
leave my homegrown alone! ya better lay off my gr-ss
‘cuz when i go home you know i wanna blaze ’til i crash
i put off mine, ‘cuz i love to procrastinate;
one dime at a time, make the other hoes have to wait
all lined up ‘n tryin’ to look so sweet
oh gee, they’re drunk. yeah, you know me
they say they’re lonely, and they wanna bone me
and they don’t care if i hit it fast or slowly
when not at work or gettin’ laid, i got it made in the shade
chillin’ at my house just playin’ some games
sittin’ on the couch, drinkin’ mike’s lemonade
without any worries until i’m dead ‘n gray
and you know d-mn well that i’m gettin’ head today
‘cuz who knows what the next six days will send this way
i’ve been this way as long as i can remember;
everyday, every year right to december
never will i enter any fight without a temper
i’ll sever, dismember, ‘n shred your gender with a blender
my head hurts, and i’m f-ckin’ sick of bein’ a renter…
i want a big–ss mansion with my bedroom in the center
a big screen tv that i’ll be watchin’ all day long
and a waterbong to keep me puffin’ often, off ‘n on…
my gr-ss ain’t off the lawn and my flames will not extinguish
they’ll keep burnin’ up this weed until my words can’t be distinguished;
soundin’ crazy, like i’m not even speakin’ english;
comin’ out so mumbled, you think i’m talkin’ from my p-n-s
i’m just f-ckin’ with you, ‘cuz i’m oh so high…
the voices tell me to and i don’t know why
i’ve been stayin’ blazed as days go by
‘cuz i’d hate to waste this shake, oh my!
so now i guess i’m gonna f-ckin’ have to pack a bowl
‘cuz marijuana doesn’t make me mad ‘n lack control
i’m never gonna quit. of course, i love the sh-t
though it makes me say some f-cked-up sh-t in my raps while i’m puffin’ it
especially after 10 beers plus a fifth
ask your girl about the time i sucked her t-t ‘n touched her cl-t
hearin’ sh-t like that i’m sure is makin’ you ponder
how in the f-ck did i ever get on her?
i think i’ve been playin’ too much command & conquer™
now all i wanna do is buy a rocket launcher
or imitate that game called medal of honor™
got a machine gun, now everyone’s a goner!
my twisted sh-t list is gettin’ a little big
it’s gettin’ to where i’m spittin’ at kittens ‘n little kids
they say that sh-t gets better as you go further, right?
well, my house just got robbed the past 2 thursday nights!
it’s got me thinkin’ should i get a gun or a blade?
or should i walk around with a f-ckin’ grenade?!?
people jacked my stash ‘n cash until most nothin’ remained
‘n all they left me with was just to puff on a j…
i’m stuck in this game, my mind is racin’ circles
it holds me, chokes me ’til my face is purple
like my name was urkel, i’m outsmartin’ out you b-tches
except with me, you’re leavin’ needin’ 42 st-tches
i’m already too vicious. so, just leave me alone!
heed what i crone, ‘cuz i need peace in my home
sh-t, peace in my dome; i need to calm my mind down
‘cuz right now, i’m ’bout to punch somebody’s lights out!
so pipe down, i need to change the f-ckin’ subject
this song sucks sh-t, but still you love it, and dubbed it
i wouldn’t be surprised if you was trippin’ on some fungus
and this song skyrockets to a top 10 club hit
but if it don’t, f-ck it. then i don’t give a sh-t
but if you b-tches dis, then i’ll be splittin’ wigs
he who throws the first stone will be gettin’ his
we’ll be fightin’ fist to fist. then i’mna slit your wrists
hit or miss, i’ll k!ll you no matter
what you do. you’ll feel your soul splatter
you got so scared, you drained your whole bladder
that’s just about as g-y as a cake with no batter
i take this mad hatter and i go on a trip
so be careful how you talk to me, you don’t wanna slip
i’ll be soakin’ your lip with blood; throw you in the mud
this acid makes me act like i don’t give a f-ck
smokin’ some bud will help to stop this craziness
makin’ my brain refrain back to laziness
p-ss the pipe to you… here, it won’t make you sick
let’s chill ‘n smoke, ‘n end this crazy sh-t…

- josh cannabis sativa

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