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joe scruggs – nuke it كلمات اغاني

my wife has to work late
so, i don’t hesitate
i say, “i’ll fix the children’s dinner”
now, i’m not a pro
but as far as it goes
i can boil and make things simmer
i can open a can
as i look for a pan
i say, “kids, i’ll cook for you”
but the kids say, “stop!
that’s not how you get it hot”
and i say then, “well, what should i do?”

and they say, “you nuke it, dad
you’ve got to nuke it, dad
you nuke it in the microwave
we like fast food “to go”
and making leftovers glow
when we’ve nuked them in the microwave”

now, i think high_tech
is a pain in the neck
and i don’t understand this thing
it’s got a temperature probe
sixteen cooking modes
lots of b_ttons, and a bell that goes, “ding!”
but then, i find a book
called, “the atomic cook”
and it starts to make sense to me
the power b_tton, you tap it
when you want to zap it
then everybody stands around and sings:
we’re gonna nuke it, yeah
we’re gonna to nuke it, yeah
nuke it in the microwave
we like fast food “to go”
and making leftovers glow
when we’ve nuked them in the microwave

now, i’m the microwave king
and i love this machine
it’s my own little three mile island
all of my friends
think i’ve gone ’round the bend
they’ve mentioned insane asylums
and i’ve heard my wife shout
“i just want to go out!”
and i say, “honey, i’d rather not go
stay here with me
i’ve got a new recipe
i’m gonna radiate some tacos!”

and we’ll say nuke it
oh, we’ll just say, “nuke it, yeah
nuke it in the microwave
’cause we like fast food “to go”
and making leftovers glow
when we’ve nuked them in the microwave
we like fast food “to go”
and making leftovers glow
when we’ve nuked them in the micro
nuked them in the micro
nuked them in the microwave

- joe scruggs

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