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j pee – watched pot كلمات اغاني

a watched pot never boils huh?
suck my d-ck
replace the m of idiom with a t
and you get idiot
and that is who the f-ck those b-tches are
who spit that sh-t
words of wisdom based on fibs and i will not fall for it
don’t offer it
don’t they know that you can not mother-f-ck with science?
me staring at the pot don’t stop the godd-mn heat risin
it’s not like by eyeb-lls are gonna cool its climate
what? i got freeze rays like a villain from a batman comic

where we at? it’s getting warm, like a moist v-g-n-
lookin for those bubbles like waldo, b-tch i’m gon find ya
prove to the world that this bullsh-t phrase ain’t true
you’re gonna boil while i eye f-ck the sh-t out of you

“are these dishes clean brotha?”
shut the f-ck up paul!
i’m watch this water boil b-tch you can clean them all
tryna put dissonance in my diligence
you dumb -ss hoe?
my vigilant eyes tryna criminal f-ck this h20!

ring ring!
h-llo?!
“honey we have news, it’s okay if you cry, do you have a moment? we’d like to facetime?”
f-ck no ma! i’m h-lla busy, let me call you back
“honey this is important, your grandmother had a heart attack
we’re at the hospital so please put the phone to your face”
she’s f-cking dead mom, okay? i think grandma can wait
“don’t talk to your mother like that”
oh i’m so scared of you dad
you told me this lie in the first place
you remember that?
i was just minding my own business making water for tea
then you came into the kitchen and muf-cking lied to me?
“it’s just an expression, jesus i thought you knew that.”
“plus it was years ago, weren’t you like ten?”
yes dad!
clearly, your bullsh-t expression really f-cked me up
i’m on a crusade of truth now, you judas c-nt!
throws phone dramatically
godd-mn that’s blistering
i see the tiny bubbles rising in sweet synchronicity
a scientific symphony
such a submerged cacophony
these air droplets are growing bigger
like my d-ck in an oral cavity
watching my depravity come crashing down like gravity
this hypothesis is overflowing into a proven factuality
that watching a pot of water boil is a hard substantiality
and my vision isn’t a hindrance to a certified eventuality
and if you don’t agree with me then you’re a f-cking hater
woof woof!
f-ck off, guillermo, whiny b-tch, i’ll feed you later!
cuz it’s about to happen, it’s the moment i’ve been waiting for
i’ve got blue b-lls, this water teasing me just like wh0r-
any second now it is gonna release its g-sses
a more beautiful sight to see than even kate upton’s -ss is
y-sss!
“daddy i just threw up blood.”
shut up you whiny pr-ck!
ahaha!
we’re boiling now!
you just deep-throated my scientific d-ck!

- j pee

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