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insane clown posse – the dating game كلمات اغاني

the dating game lyrics
_host_
let’s meet contestant number one!
he’s a skitsofranic serial k!ller clown who says women love his s_xy smile!let’s find out if his charm will work on sharon.sharon, whats your question?

_sharon_
contestant number one, i believe that first impressions last forever. so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family. tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stay

lets see well id have to think about it
i might show up in a tux ha but i doubt it
id prolly just show up naked like i always do
id look your momma in the eye and tell her f_ck you
hurry up b_tch im hungry i smell spaghetti!
then id pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!
your dad would start trippin and get me p_ssed
id have to go up and bust him in his f_ckin lips
its dinner time
we’re hearin grace from ya motha
id pull a 40 out and pour some for ya lil brotha!
im steady starin atcha sista
ill tell ya this
for only 13 she got sum big tits!
afta dat, your dad would try to jump again
only this time id take a 40 to his chin
after your mom does the dishes an the silver ware
id dry f_ck her til i nut in my underwear
_host_
now lets meet contestant number two!
hes a psychopathic durranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival
he says woman call him stretch nuts!
sharon lets hear your question!

_sharon_
i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions
a man who expresses himself in his own special way
number two, if you fell in love with me what would you do?

first thing i could never love you
you sound like a witchy b_tch yo f_ck you
but if i did id prolly show u that i care
by takin all these otha m_th_ f_ckaz outta here
id go thru ya phone book n wack em all
id find contestant numba one n break his f_ckin jaw
(what!?)
anyone who lookd atcha would have to pay
id be blowin f_ckin nuggets off all day
id grab ya titties n stretch em down past ya waist
watch em spring up n hitcha in tha face
id sing love songs to ya tha best i can
id getcha naked an hit it like a caveman
we would go to tha beach n walk thru tha sand
id thro a lil in ya face n say im juss playin
as ya spit it all out id rub ya back
n grab ya underwear n wedge it up ya ass crack
_host_
well it sounds like #2 is just over flowing with sensitivity sharon.its a tough choice so far!sharon, lets have your next question to see which is gonna win the rights to your next date

_sharon_
ok if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time.tell me how would you each get me to notice u and what would your pick up lines be? remember who evers the smoothest wins!

ok first id slide up to the bar
and tell you that i can’t believe how f_ckin fat you are
id tell you that i like the way you make ya titties shake
and if you lost a lil weight ud look like rikki lake

f_ck that
youd be jackin me quick
id order u a drink
and stir it wit my d_ck
and then to get your attention in the crowded place
id simply walk up in stick my nuts in ya face!

yea freak her wit her nuts yo thatll get her

tell her that shes fat yah thatll work even betta!

look f_ck you
i gotta strong rap sh_t
you dont want contestant #2 hes mad wack
i walked into a bar n there he was
standin up on a bucket _ughhh_
tryn to f_ck it!
it was a big f_ckin smelly ass farm llama
d_mn doggg

how you gonna diss yo momma?

- insane clown posse

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