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heyyitskris – brvr (pokémon dead channel) vs. mx كلمات اغاني

[intro]
inside joke rap battles
brvr
vs
mx
begin!

[verse 1: brvr]
i’m gonna put you up now on the executioner’s panel
welcome mx, to my dead chan_

[verse 2: mx]
ahem, anyways
you just keep rhyming nuts and p_ss; that isn’t funny!
stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money
you know, it just isn’t the same anymore
am i not funny anymore?
i don’t even have an opponent now…
maybe i should come up with some new material_

[brazilian hotel mario]
olá

[mx]
what
[verse 3: brazilian hotel mario]
olá, eu sou o super mario e você pode chupar nozes deez
regra número um do hotel: todas as torradeiras tornarão suas nozes. (cirurgia inferior)
como você pode dizer, eu quero arrancar suas nozes
o xixi é armazenado nas bolas, então me dê suas nozes

[interlude, spoken: mx]
i mean_ i mean that’s not funny at all, you literally just repeated exactly what you said last time
i_it’s not even directed towards me!
i’m not the one who p_sses here!
where the h_ll is that guy anyway?

[mario p_ssing]
time to take a p_ss…

[mx]
oh god!

[verse 4: mario p_ssing]
time to take a p_ss…
no… time to spit a diss!
mx, you are a f_cking assh0l_ b_tch!
interrupting people when your verse sounds like p_ss
i hope you get the gist
you showed up 5 times motherf_cker
on funny jokes, you’ve run your course
you’re not even funny when having g_y intercourse!
[interlude, spoken: mx]
okay, okay i get it!
the joke is overdone now, now if you leave me alone for once i can finally come up with something new… god
uhm…
let’s see…
this is harder than it sounds

[verse 5: john marston and mx]
my name is john marston and i’m here to say
you interrupted my redemption story, but i won’t let you have your way
you f_cking k!lled me, had the army and everything!
all because you went 5 months without appearanceing?
i can build houses faster than your joke got stale!
you look like mario except really really pale!
better hitch up your horse and “wahoo” away, buddy
or else your corpse will be rolling with the tumbleweeds
okay, i know what i did was bad and all
dude, you k!lled me!
hey, hey listen i’m sorry it wasn’t my plan i just_

[verse 6: lord x, mx and mario p_ssing]
you just keep rhyming nuts and p_ss that isn’t funny
lord x, what the f_ck?!
what the h_ll is happening?

[interlude, spoken: mx]
everyone shut up!
okay, listen, i’m sorry for interrupting you all!
i understand it wasn’t necessary and even though i’m bullsh_tting myself through this insincere apology, what i am sorry for is doing the same joke 6 times in a row now
hijacking random battles for no reason is fine once, h_ll even twice, but continuing on a joke for the sake of consistency just waters down the joke
i may love screaming “nuts and p_ss” as much as the next guy but_
[verse 7: huggy wuggy]
it’s me huggy wuggy b_tches, and i’m here to say!
mx, your joke isn’t funny and you sound g_y!
ruining this battle with a moral; how corny!
and if i want cheap garbage, i’d call up kissy missy!
mx, you look like a cracker, a pale_ass giant b_tch!
call you poppy ‘cause you ‘boutta playtime with my p_n_s_

[mx]
we’re not doing this again
you know, one last time for season 2, and for only one appearance per season of inside joke rap battles going forward! (ha ha!)

[verse 8: mx]
you just keep rhyming nuts and p_ss; that isn’t funny!
stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money
you think you’re strong with a .9? just wait till i break out the ‘85!
making sure that lucas won’t get far and leave his parents to cry
mario’s will be left in madness, no chance of escaping my realm
now’s your chance to dodge my pow, oops, seems like you both fell down… (wahoo!)

[outro: mx]
see you next time…
hahahahaha!

- heyyitskris

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