gaming all star rap battles – smeargle vs magikarp كلمات اغاني
[verse 1: smeargle]
let me sketch a painting
so stop flopping around
i can knockout this fishy
with just one little pound
you’re such a dumbass
you couldn’t even learn how to swim
what’s worse a fisher didn’t have one of you
he had six
you are untrainable
even when put in the day care
h_ll, it’d be a waste to feed you
candy that’s so rare
your splash attack?
ha!
you barely gave me a drop
i’ve seen better water moves
from a dirty f_cking mop
[verse 2: magikarp]
b_tch please!
at least i don’t come with just one move
i got tackle, flail, and bounce
you’re lame as zigzagoon
no one knows about johto
worst generation i ever heard
don’t test me when i evolve
i’m a fish and a bird
you’d be stupid enough to buy me
for five hundred dollars
and when i’m shiny
i’m in a golden color
get out of here p_sscaso
quit whipping that tail around
professor oak is gonna regret
that you were ever found
[verse 3: smeargle]
n0body would use an old rod
just because of your lame ass
if i wanted to have a fish
i would’ve chosen feebas
james from team rocket wouldn’t train you
’cause you can’t do sh_t
just because you’re a water type
doesn’t mean you can spit
there’s nothing “magik” about you
because you’re useless
even goldeen is better than you
she won’t give you her luvdisc
i might be weak too
but at least my move does damage
you’re just a piece of trash
i’ll nickname you trubbish
[verse 4: gyarados]
have a dose of gyarados
you mother f_cking joke
you better run b_tch
just vincent van go!
i’m dragon raging to k!ll you
in a whirlpool of death
this fast rap is for real
i ain’t on crystal meth
by the end of this battle
you’ll be painted in red
do you know what i’m saying?
your little ass is dead!
can you believe i was puny?
now i’m mighty and tall
if you think i’m bad now
let me mega evolve
[verse 5: mega gyarados]
oh look at me!
what am i?
i’m like a water type zeppelin
why not dive in with me?
c’mon and have a dip in!
i got that mold breaker
your abilities won’t do sh_t
before i was water_flying
now it’s water and darkness
when you faint
i’ll celebrate with a rain or dragon dance
don’t tick me off smeargle
’cause i easily can thrash
i am the most atrocious pokémon
the world has ever seen
this battle will be finished
by my powerful hyper beam
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