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gabriel iglesias – donkey! كلمات اغاني

but again if you’re gonna drink just be careful you guys
you know some of you can handle and some can’t
i got kicked out of a bar
on st. patrick’s day
i was performing at the bar
how do i get thrown out right?
you know i’m having fun, people are giving me free drinks
“here have another drink”
and i’m like “whooo”
i start to p-ss off the management and the owners of this irish place i was at right
the bartender was like “hey buddy, relax
are you ok? you having a good time?”
i was so drunk i did this
“i’m having a great time”
people around me “o my god, are you irish?”
i was like “aye”
“what part of ireland are you from?”
“uhh. downtown”
“are you here by yourself?”
“oh no, i’m not here by myself.”
“donkey!”
now if your not laughing you need to get of me often because that’s a funny joke
thats hysterical
a ten year old will tell you “thats funny!”
i did that joke one night at memphis tennessee and some guy thought he knew why it was funny and he was way off
but he confirmed me outside, all drunk
“hey, you, fluffy”
and i’m like “what?”
“c’mere (come here)”
“no you c’mere”
and he walks over and he was like
“i have to tell you, show was hysterical, i d-mn here wetted myself when you said donkey”
“my friend ro didn’t laugh so i had to explain it to him, and he thinks i’m wrong but i know i’m right”
“could you set the record straight?”
“sure what did you tell your friend?”
“okay, look here, i told him the reason why its funner than h-ll when you said donkey! is because your mexican”
“and you people ride donkeys!”
normally i would be all over this guy but two things
one, i was in memphis tennessee no support
and two, the guy is drunk i just don’t deal with drunk people man

- gabriel iglesias

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