footprints in the custard – ureaka! (i’ve done it) كلمات اغاني
let me regale a tale of woe
with such a bitter end
involving a gig and lots of booze
it’s hard to comprehend
i found myself deep in my cups
p_ssed out of my head
and with a bladder full to bursting
i crawled into my bed
h_rns of ale and pints of beer
i’m filled to the brim
an alcoholic tug of war
that i don’t think i can win
ureaka! i’ve done it!
the amber nectar flows
i got so drunk in the middle of preston
i p_ssed all on my clothes
ureaka! i’ve done it!
made sense at the time
to cast off my blue denim jeans
and soak them in urine!
bleary eyed, pounding skull
i woke to dire straits
discovering what i’d done last night
when i opened the flood gates
a pool of shame and wee_wee
upon my sisters floor
i knelt down and sobbed
in the waste that i had poured
koppabergs and jager shots
a veritable c_cktail
i didn’t know my night would end
with such an epic fail
noooooo!!!
my jeans?! what have i done?
i’m going to have to wash them…
no…
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