footprints in the custard – merlin in berlin كلمات اغاني
in the distant future of the year 1945, a portal of purple light opens in the sky
king authur has sent merlin through time to destroy a tyrant that threatens our very way of life
join us on a tale of love and vengeance, where nothing is what it seems
merlin must bring down adolf hitler’s robo_n_z_ empire, close the rupture in sp_ce_time and restore freedom to the galaxy forever
landing on his feet in a stance_of_glory
facing berlin’s streets of blazing_fury
yeah, he’s f_cking cool
without hesitation the mecha_hun are on him
firing laser lugers and blitzkrieg_a_bombing
ha, so what?
merlin stuns the axis horde with a lightning flash from the skies
and uses mecahmedes, his robot owl, to take their f_cking eyes
merlin _ hunting down the n_z_s _ in berlin
merlin – magic in their faces _ in berlin
merlin _ in leather on a war bike _ in berlin
merlin _ f_cking up the third reich _in berlin
he’s a bad_ss wizard motherf_cker
dealing out some kick_ss n_z_ karma
breaking them in half with his robot_armour
he’s a silver haired fox
sick__ss magic that’ll surely entice you
taking out schutzstaffel with fire and ice, yeah!
smooth as f_ck
wearing ss officer skin, merlin infiltrates their ranks
summoning forth truman & churchill in giant spider tanks
merlin _ riding in on lightnin’ _ in berlin
merlin _ magic’s kinda frightnin’ _ in berlin
merlin _ taking down the fuhrer _ in berlin
merlin _ saving mankind’s future _ in berlin
magic rambo, motherf_cker. yeah
do my b_lls smell like hitler
do my testes reek of fascism
does my scr_t_m whiff of the signs of mankind gone wrong
do my b_lls smell like hitler
well… no…
but if they did…
then my pants would be alive with the sounds of genocide
and my gonads would burn with a blitzkrieg from which you can’t hide
my b_lls would incite racial hatred and randomly attack poland
causing britain and france to step in and sh_t to hit the fan
wait what the f_ck am i saying
even if my b_lls did smell like a dead fascist dictator
which in itself is extremely f_cking unlikely i mean, who the f_ck would even know
and why would the smell of my b_lls make me act like such a d_ck
what did hitler even smell like?
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