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epic rap battles of bruh – spongebob vs. left 4 dead 2. كلمات اغاني

spongebob, patrick, squidward & mr. krabs:
i’m ready!, to f_ck you up, or we’ll be trying
spongebob pass me a medkit please i’m dying
where’s the chungus_kit?, i don’t have that add_on!
well sh_t…how’s the base game c_nt, don’t worry i have a baton
spongebob i swear to god please give me a medkit
but my chungus… n0body gives a f_ck mr. patrick!
that’s rude mr. krabs, you should be enslaved
i will p_ss on your tombstones with your names engraved!
holy sh_t god i’m still f_cking dying, my life is being taken
uh hey, hold on guys why is the ground shaking

boomer, charger, smoker, & jockey:
squidward. stop being a b_tchward
you said the same sh_t, yesterdayward
you almost got k!lled by a f_cking witch, b_tch
how you gonna say that you’re f_cking lit, b_tch?
you’re never ever ever gettin’ past this game, b_tch
can’t spit fire if you’re under the flames, b_tch
die b_tch! die b_tch! die b_tch! die b_tch!
cry b_tch! cry b_tch! cry b_tch! cry b_tch!
knock knock, my c_ck c_ck flops on your face
that’s disgusting bro you should apologize you disgrace
when you mess with the sped boys, you’ll become the dead bois
mr. krabs will be red, boy; that’s what i f_cking said boy
spongebob, patrick, squidward & mr. krabs:
these special ed_infected f_cks will never ever top us
your right arm is big from jerking off, no kidding? no bluff
it won’t take long for us to blow up this fatty
maybe he just wants a krabby pat_
(choking sounds) f_ck help me!!!
spongebob!!!!!!

smoker (with a lisp):
the only thing you’re blowing is some fat f_cking c_ck
i’m big like chungus so this beat i will rock!!
when i’ve got you by the throat there’ll be no more debatin
say goodbye to your friends before you’re like: whats up satan

(tank drops down and immediately squishes spongebob. goodbye)

(spongebob characters going insane in the background)

tank
woo!
you been pretendin’, ever since you got special infected
like to think you did it all, when you’re just the sh_t on my walls
that’s sad, then i heard you try to rap
i was more disappointed, when i found out the witch wouldn’t give me her cr_p (bruh sound effect plays)
i’m multi super p_ssed prepare for your defeat
there’s no f_cking way that i’ll be beat
i throw rocks, you suck c_ck
you write schlop, i build blocks
i be throwin cars from afar
steven universe: call you lars
get ready to be taken back to the past
i am so cringe that i make your game lag
bubble bass
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bout to drop the bass oh sh_t thats me
i don’t remember ordering my burger with sh_t meat
listen up tank your verse is f_cking d_ckles
you thought you had a good verse but you forgot the pickles!!

(patrick throws molotov)

bubble bass
fuuuuuuuuuuck i dont have a medkit

patrick
whoops 🙂

patrick what the f_ck!!!!!

(beat fades back in)
spongebob’s ghost (and others):
well, guys, obviously, this isn’t f_cking working!
(coughs) you’re back?! jockey’s mom gave me a jerking
i’ve got one last ditch effort to win this rap, it’s quite lit
all we need is a bit of chocolate… chocolate… chocolate..

???: did somebody say chocolate
the chocolate guy:
left for dead twoooo! i’m eating all your mom’s cl_ts
i’ve entered in this battle to eat all of your chocolate
chocolate!!!!!! chooocccooolllaaaatttee
sock shiiiiiiiit!!! sooooockk shiiiiiit!

squidward:
f_ck im being chargered help me!!!! fucccccccccckkk
(what the f_ck is he doing? why is he not doing anything? somebody please f_cking help me! somebody help! somebody help!!!!)

spongebob:
goodbye squidward. hope you finished those errands!

_spongebob, patrick, and mr. krabs have left the game._

_fade to black_

in memory of squidward

- epic rap battles of bruh

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