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epic rap battle parodies – steve vs joe كلمات اغاني

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
steve
vs
joe
begin

[verse 1: joe burns]
oh no, i’m scared, we got this guy stevie
getting ready to harm us with his elementary
n0body wants to touch your handy dandy notebook
sit down in your thinking chair and think unlike a crook
stop smoking hardcore shrooms, you can’t jump through walls
i mean jesus christ, why the h_ll do you trip b_lls?
don’t drop the slippery soap, you’ll bend down and repel
i’ll meet you in the bathroom, and give you my joe and tell
i’m sitting here thinking why the h_ll are you here?
green striped shirt? ha, you look like a queer
i feel bad for you, blue paint is always on the carpet
i’ll kick you out the door, like it was a sparta kick
okay, big brother, get out of this tv show
i’m the host now, b_tch, i’ll let you clean the floors
[verse 2: steve burns]
we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from
it’s probably from that studio telling you that your run is done
sit on my thinking chair and grab my handy dandy notebook
i’m surprised you even have a wife, judging by your looks
let’s all go and find “blue’s clues”
here’s a clue, your hairstyle makes you look like a jew
they replaced me with you because they felt bad
little kids seeing you host makes them sad

[verse 3: joe burns]
you did not even think about going that far
i’m sure in twenty years, you’ll be drunk at the bar
i mean, jesus christ, you look like a thug now
i saw magenta with blue (boom, kapow)
you made an album called songs for dustmites? lol
sounds like a twelve year old’s words after smoking a bowl
100 shows? god d_mn, that’s like a world record
sit down on that thinking chair, let me give you a lecture

[interlude: joe burns & steve burns]
big bro, okay, you were a good host
but unfortunately, i’m the one that kids like the most
that’s a bunch of bullsh_t, biggest lie ever
a time kids b_tched about me? probably never
fine, you win, you’re a much better host, bro
doesn’t change the fact that you look like a hobo
you look like a freaking guy that’s done hardcore drugs
i talked to sasha last night, i rocked her jugs
[verse 4: steve burns]
oh well little hoe, i want you go back to talking to a table
i’ll add it to the list of “joe’s non_ fascinating fables”
n0body even likes you, they b_tch about you, rotten t__th
they like pimp steve and bro i think you’d better leave
tell that b_tch magenta that blue will come back and hunt her
oh wait, i take that back, i’m gonna, cut her

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies

- epic rap battle parodies

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