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epic rap battle parodies – ash ketchum vs gary oak كلمات اغاني

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
ash ketchum
vs
gary oak
begin

[verse 1: gary oak]
i’m the true pokemon master, all you do is play with b_lls
just take a seat, ash, i’ll teach you how to catch them all
i’m a prodigy in pallet town, you’re just in special ed
and it takes more than a generation to see misty in your bed
i’mma cap your ass like a ratatat, flame on like a vulpix
i’ll send out hitmonlee to give your ass a million kicks
what’s the matter ashy_boy? you want healing from nurse joy
ass ketchup, mess with my pokémon, you’re sure to get destroyed
i’ll serve you a handheld defeat that will fit in your pocket
don’t let your ego blast off even more than team rocket
my pops is a professor, so i’ve got all the knowledge i need
i’ll be rising up while you’re smoking bulbasaur weed
[verse 2: ash ketchum]
i’m the very best, i’m banging on my chest
like a ferrow going apesh_t, it’s time for the real test
i’m majestic like ho_oh, i spit it hot and gold
i’m like a blastoise, because i have a lyrical water flow
i’mma beat you hard, you won’t be using a healing berry
i mean you’re as much h0m_s_xual as a dancing clefairy
you’re forgetting that the entire anime revolves around me
soon as we went to sinnoh, that’s the last you were ever seen

[verse 3: gary oak]
stop being so gloom, you’re acting like a slowbro
you’re a rip off of yugi, h_ll, maybe even more h0m_
my disses just evolved, teach you to mess with my crew
and you wonder who the real master is? i don’t choose you?
you’re identified as a wannabe champion in my pokédex
you’ve been surrounded by girls, yet you still have no s_x
now listen here ash, time for the ultimate burn
magikarp is the name that you deserve to earn

[verse 4: ash ketchum]
i’m kicking it old school, black and white to red and blue
i got an army of leaders, come fight me and my crew
trap you with my rhymes like a master ball; feel the hate?
that’s cause you’re too busy substituting ‘ball’ with ‘bate’
don’t be hating on my love life, here, i’ll make yours just darken
i bet when you whipped out your metapod, it didn’t use harden
that’s the end of it; let’s roll the credits theme song
gotta catch em all, gotta kick your ass, pokémon
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
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- epic rap battle parodies

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