epic fanmade rap battles of history – mary shelley vs bram stoker كلمات اغاني
[verse 1: mary sh_lley]
let me teach you how to entrigue, fascinate and entertain an audience
first step: don’t write a fairy tale about some vampire nonsense!
seriously, your face is the only horror that’s existent
you’re not an author, abraham, you’re just a personal assistant!
you can’t beat me, your irish ass will need a four leaf clover!
you’re just sad that girls you know don’t want to stroke your little stoker!
well, not “girls you know” because you don’t know sh_t about ladies
now watch your ass plummet just like your sh_tty books ratings!
[verse 2: bram stoker]
look, little mary won a short contest, how cute!
i bet you probably got that oaf percy to write the book for you!
i’ll toss you into lake geneva right after you get your ass kicked
you’re a classless b_tch who “wrote a classic”, but your death will be drastic!
eat your heart out, b_tch, before i run up to you and stake it!
i create feelings and emotions, you create green freaks who break sh_t!
i’m a lyrical brain tumor, i’ll melt and mash your mind like jelly!
hold on, let me write some non_fiction: the defeat of mary sh_lley!
[verse 3: mary sh_lley]
since you’re an arrogant, gothic, assh0l_ with not even half a mind
i think it’s time that i ought to hand the mic to doctor frankenstein!
[verse 4: bram stoker]
better grab your garlic and run, or hope to death you don’t get maimed!
start count_ing your days, ’cause dracula has come to put you to shame!
[verse 5: victor frankenstein]
my raps are coming alive! ha, ha they’re alive!
and now i’ll stitch up this b_tch with my monsterous rhymes!
you suck, count, so stick your fangs into these bl__dy rhymes!
dear god, bram created a monstrosity worse than mine!
[verse 6: count dracula]
suck your blood? you’ve got a drug or two in your veins
let’s face it, based on what you’ve done, you’re either high or insane!
you’ve unleashed a beast, and voila! all your friends are deceased!
you’re not a mad scientist, vick, you’re a depressed little freak!
[verse 7: victor frankenstein]
i’m a g_nius, got an einstein brain, so don’t try any tricks!
just step back and let me show you what some real impaling is!
i’m the victor, you’re batsh_t insane if you think it’s you
you’re a mindless, mental, creep! at least my monster had an iq!
[verse 8: count dracula]
sure, i’ll follow your example: screw up and say it’s not my fault
and then f_ck off to the north pole to complain to robert walton!
i mean, i get it, that monster was a complete abomination
but you’re a huge p_ssy if you’re afraid of your own creation!
[verse 9: mary sh_lley]
it seems your only accomplishment is that you’ve managed to bore me
godd_mn it, the undead have more life than your stories!
you and your pal drac better get back, you’ve got no sack, that’s enough
and you can call me mrs. syphillis ’cause i just f_cked you up!
[verse 10: bram stoker]
i’m quite stoked, i’ve choked and cloaked this old bloke with my cold jokes!
you’re not irrelevent, along with every godd_mn word you ever wrote!
so step into this coffin, mary, no really, i insist!
and then i’ll lyrically bury this silly amateur novelist!
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