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eddie murphy – faggots revisited/sexual prime كلمات اغاني

f_ggots aren’t allowed to look
at my ass while i’m on stage !

that’s why i keep moving while i’m up here
you don’t know where the f_ggot section is, you gotta keep moving

so if they do see it, quick, you switch, they don’t get no long stares at your sh_t…so that their imagination is flowing about my…

i know when you’re looking, ‘cos my ass starts to get hot

i’m afraid of g_y people. petrified
i have nightmares about g_y people

i have this nightmare that i go to hollywood and find out that mr. t is a f_ggot

really, and he’d be walking up to people going:

“hey, boy ! hey, boy !”
“you look mighty cute in them jeans !”
“now come on over here, and f_ck me up the ass !”
“i’m gonna bend over now!”
“hey, boy, slow down ! you’re gonna miss the round, and come too fast !”
“you make me get get mad i clench up my b_ttcheeks and rip your d_ck off!”
you know who would be a funny f_ggot?

ralph kramden and ed norton!

ralph kramden leaning out the window and:

“norton! come on down, i wanna show you somethin’!”
“ralphie_boy, whaddaya say there pal of mine ?”
“you know norton, i’ve been watching you
and i know you’ve been watching me. you watch me! i know!”

“so, ralph, what are you gettin’ at?”
“norton, my friend! how would you like to f_ck me up the ass?”
“i know you wanna f_ck me, norton!”
“and you know that i know that you know that i know that you wanna f_ck me!”
“now i’m gonna bend over, and when i do, start f_ckin’!”
“here i go!”
“[groans] hamana hamana hamana”
“way to go there, ralphie_boy!”

i kid the h0m_s_xuals a lot, because they’re h0m_s_xuals

i f_ck with everybody. i don’t give a f_ck if they’re…

just like i’m… i don’t mean anything by it
you can hang out with a g_y person

them guys don’t feel, you know, alienated, like, g_y people, because they’re g_y

you can play tennis with a g_y person
really! just after the game you say:

“i’m gonna get a beer, what’s you gonna do?”
“i think i’m gonna suck some guy’s d_ck.”
“well, i’ll see you later!”
“you go suck that d_ck, i’m gonna have the beer.”

ladies are hip to it too

ladies be hanging out with g_y people

ladies be saying:

“g_y men are the best friends to have!”
“because they don’t want anything from you, you don’t want anything from them, you just hang out, you can be with them and get fun and just talk to them” and all that bullsh_t, and they be hanging out with them

you know what’s really scary about it? that new aids sh_t

aids is scary because it k!lls motherf_ckers, aids!
that ain’t like the good old days when venereal disease was simple. in the good old days, you got gonorrhea, you d_ck hurt, go get a shot, cleared right up

then they came out with herpes, you keep that sh_t forever like luggage

and now they got aids that just k!lls motherf_ckers. i say what’s next, i guess you just put your d_ck in it and explodes!

and the girl would be on the bed:

“maybe i should see a doctor about it…”

k!lls people! it petrifies me because girls be hanging out with them. one night they could be in the club having fun with their g_y friend, give them a little kiss. and go home with aids on their lips!
and then when her husband, like five years later, somebody says;

“mr. johnson you have aids..”
“aids?! but i’m not h0m_s_xual!”
“sure you’re not h0m_s_xual…”

all the diseases scare me because i’m like these…these are f_ck years for me, like i’m…
i’m in my s_xual prime, this, i f_ck now!

these are the years to f_ck! this is when you do your best f_cking. and you just start to learn your body and getting it on your shoulders on to f_ck…

like 18 year olds, let me hear you all in the audience!

see y’all don’t know how to f_ck yet, see. you don’t

you get 22 you start moving all this sh_t

making faces, ever made them f_ck faces. it’s a cool motherf_cking thing

you don’t do that when you’re 18. there’s just one expression ‘cos you be surprised you f_cking her. plus you don’t have no d_ck control when you’re 18!

ever been sitting around when you was young man, just sitting in class, your d_ck gets hard for nothing?

you be just sitting there and your d_ck’s here:

“hey what’s going on out there?”

that’s when the teacher say:

“mr murphy, would you come over by the board?”
“no, that’s alright. i’ll take the zero.”

really, no d_ck control at all. it’s even hard to find the p_ssy when you’re 18. ever had that guys? you’d be searching for the p_ssy down there. and your d_ck be sliding down and sh_t, and the girl be going:

“that’s not it…”
“is there any problem?”
“no, ain’t no problem, baby.”
“you got a shoe h_rn or some sh_t like that?”

and this is the business to be in if you want some p_ssy. that’s why i got in show business, for p_ssy. i figured, if jimmy walker can f_ck, i’m f_cking everybody. f_ck this, and it’s like that too

when you do tv_shows, women would be throwing p_ssy at me on the street like frisbee

“ed!”
“thank you! appreciate that!”

too much p_ssy, p_ssy would be falling outta my pocket. walking out the street:

“oh, watch your step, that’s mine.”

being a comic though ain’t like being no singer. the singers get all the p_ssy. like the bus boys: they f_ck everybody

bus boys will f_ck anything that moves

come to my house the fish stop swimming. they don’t play. singers gets p_ssy. because you don’t have to, even you don’t have to look good, you can sing and get p_ssy. just be interesting

because this s_x symbol is getting p_ssy and is ugly motherf_cker. because all you have to do is sing, its something about singing that is the business, you sing, women go crazy

- eddie murphy

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