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devin the dude – my left nut itch كلمات اغاني

[intro: devin the dude & some phone solicitor douche]
a_are you still with the network health insurance this year?
i am no longer with them, but if you can help me, i would gladly be with you guys!
‘kay, well, we’re not—we’re not offering health insurance
uh, well, what are you—
i work with all the small_type members of network health plans
hmm!
so, are you not insured through your employer this year?
uh actually, i need some insurance. i’m glad you called, ’cause i need some help. i have a situation, i don’t know where to go, but with your plan, i’m pretty sure you can give me somewhere to go to relieve me of my left ball itch
eh… okay, devin?
yes, sir?
— with the network health group—are you still with the network health insurance?
uh, do you think, from your work experience, that you guys can help me with my left nut itching constantly, every day? what do you think?
we don’t have anything to fix for that
well, what about the right nut itching every day?
we have… nothing for that either
for no nuts?
no
you don’t have a t_st_cl_ clause in there anywhere?
no
glad you can’t be of help! you’re wasting my time, and my left nut is still itching, you son of a b_tch

[verse: devin the dude & sample]
another block beater for you musty c_ck eaters
ashy ankle n_ggas with no socks who rock sneakers
i’m just f_ckin’ with ya, i don’t knock peoples
unless you love to smoke, but you never got reefer
i’m not new, they call me school, but i’m a leader
with my peter, i’ll pipe your wife in my adidas
to the crowd, for an hour i’ll keep ya
blow front row, in the back, top bleachers
wave your d_ck beaters in the air, freaky b_tches
but hide your panties from your man, he’ll see the leakage
ay dave, that’s not gonna work man, you gotta try somethin’ else. no, i’m serious, try somethin’ else
these freaks and these sl_ts be like swisher sweet guts
get dumped after i give them this meat and these nuts
i date ’em, fake ’em, erase ’em, replace ’em
you chase ’em, you take ’em, mace ’em, then rape ’em
for goodness’ sake, i’m just sayin’ i’m the opposite
never have to lie on my d_ck, but still i’m not a snitch
i got a b_tch who—
ay dave, that’s not gonna work either, buddy. nope
b_tches tiptoe to put the tulips on my pubics
i grab ’em by their two hips, twist their legs up like a rubik’s cube
who? it’s dude, or just call me devin
every hour of the day i’m coffee_sippin’
never whippin’ my d_ck out unless i plan to use it
like your gun or your wallet, man, you can’t abuse it
you—what?
god d_mn, man, [?]… don’t even worry about it, man, don’t—don’t worry about it

- devin the dude

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