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da gunt – world’s best dad كلمات اغاني

world’s best dad lyrics
[intro: da gunt]
i’m your host ethan ralph
the gunt
the one and only motherf_cking diabetic richmond pimp

[verse 1: da gunt1]
i’ve been looking for a b_tch that doesn’t want a big package
i’m a pretty big disadvantage
should have just raped a dumb b_tch in an alley
instead i f_cking imported this b_tch from cali
let’s be honest who the f_ck else would have me?
motherf_cker’s gotta be deaf and blind, someone that’s never been happy
or be out of their mind, i’m talking mentally damaged
carrying around three hundred pounds of her dad’s baggage
no average b_tch, mother f_ck marriage
i’ll only have kids with a trashy white fat b_tch
who’ll eat, f_ck and give birth on the same mattress
where my dear mom and dad did
remember what the therapist man said, supress the sadness
don’t be scared of this fat f_cking misogynist
but even a b_tch that’s sick of d_cks
can hop on the gunt quick and sit on my transgender cl_toris
point the other way, let me sniff that ass
so i can see the disappointment on your mother’s face
when she sees that i didn’t put on a rubber hey
now she’s got a couple r_t_rded grandkids on the way
can’t believe she would wilfully get this f_cker laid
what’s wrong with our god d_mn junkie daughter’s brain?
d_mn i wish there was another way to explain
i just don’t want this b_tch to run away!
[chorus: da gunt]
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
kinda like the f_cking dad i never had
_son, you’re gonna be b_tt f_cking ugly and fat_
i know for a fact ’cause i’m the world’s best dad
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
_like a f_cking million times better than matt!_
you’re gonna learn to be a false flagging f_g (like me)
‘cause i’m the world’s best dad

[verse 2: da gunt]
the doc said it was fetal alcohol syndrome
all i did was feed her alcohol
no more thumb in the b_tt, wanna murder this sl_t
too d_mn weak to be a wife beater though
so i’ll just leave her at home looking after the greta thunberg clone
that fell the f_ck out of her hole
d_mn son from the second i saw you i knew
you’ll ain’t gonna have no more than a one digit iq
that’s two digits more than your f_cking dad could do
motherf_cker i’m about to flip, i’m so mad at you
shutup kid you’ll be fine
maybe you’ll live long enough to see your mom commit suicide
god d_mnit faith you’re not going anywhere god d_mn it, i’m f_cking serious b_tch!
get your ass in the bas_m_nt, get your ass naked
say it you filthy shackle wh0re, say it!
[chorus: da gunt]
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
kinda like the f_cking dad i never had
_son, you’re gonna be b_tt f_cking ugly and fat_
i know for a fact ’cause i’m the world’s best dad
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
_like a million f_cking times better than matt!_
you’re gonna learn to be a false flagging f_g (like me)
’cause i’m the world’s best dad

[interlude]
h_llo?
matt what’s going on baby?
who’s this? this is ethan ralph man, what’s going on? i just figured i’d drop you a line here
see how things are going

[verse 3: mc jarbo]
oh boy, you know you f_cked up bad b_tch when baked alaska’s
playing the gunt and the gunt’s like n_gga cut that cr_p quick
and i’m thinking to myself as i my the kids in
how can a f_ggot so fat have such thin skin?
how can a guy who can’t get my ass out of his head
blow smoke out of his assh0l_ like f_cking tobacco
have the nerve to call me a fat joke
when b_tch you need a f_cking backhoe to get out of bed
[chorus: da gunt]
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
kinda like the f_cking dad i never had
_son, you’re gonna be b_tt f_cking ugly and fat_
i know for a fact ’cause i’m the world’s best dad
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
_like a million f_cking times better than matt!_
you’re gonna learn to be a false flagging f_g (like me)
’cause i’m gonna be the world’s best dad

[outro: dame pesos]
you f_ckin’ f_ggot!

- da gunt

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