cledus t judd – grandpa got runned over by a john deere (bonus track) كلمات اغاني
parody of grandma got run over by a reindeer by elmo & patsy (r. brook), kris publishing co./elmo publishing (sesac)
new lyrics by cledus t. judd and bruce burch, la-po music (bmi)/bruce burch publishing (sesac)
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grandpa got runned over by a john deere
walking home from the moose lodge christmas eve.
now you can say there’s no such thing as santa,
but after suing john deere, i believe…
he’d been a-guzzlin’ old jack daniels
and smokin’ that wacky weed-
he mixed it with his medication
and run off with some bleach-blonde named bernice.
when we found him christmas mornin’
we thought he had a heart attack.
but he had tar prints on his forehead
and incriminatin’ hickies on his neck.
(on his what???)
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but we’re all ashamed of grandpa.
he took grandma’s death too well.
started watchin’ p-rno movies
and engaging in phone s-x with cousin belle.
it’s a better christmas without grandpa
last year in church, he mooned the choir.
at first, we thought it was alzheimer’s,
but looking back, we realized he was wired.
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yeah, i filed myself a lawsuit
and they awarded me two mil.
you know grandpa didn’t leave me nuthin’,
but thanks to that old john deere, he got killed.
funny, all my friends and neigh-bras
turned up on the grand jury,
(laughs) i bribed ’em like johnny cochran
did when they set o.j. simpson free.
guil-ty!!!
chorus (x2)
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