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circus of dead squirrels – stand up كلمات اغاني

have you seen all these wacky potato chip flavors they have now? mozzarella sticks, dill pickles, all this sh_t. if you want f_cking mozzarella sticks just buy mozzarella sticks. just buy what the f_ck you want. what are we that bored we gotta switch everything up constantly? we don’t have enough f_cking food in this godd_mn country, we gotta start playing games with it?

is it me, am i the assh0l_?

i’m all for paying people a living wage, i really am. but is it too much to ask of these cashiers that they could at least f_cking say h_llo to you, make eye contact with you. i know people breaking their f_cking ass, sweating their b_lls off making 15 dollars an hour. all you gotta do is throw a couple f_cking bananas in a bag. you think you could at least acknowledge my existence you little sh_t

is it me, am i the assh0l_?
i’m not mad enough for this world

have you ever seen these motorized f_cking shopping carts anywhere else except wal_mart? because i haven’t. what the f_ck do these people do when they have to go anywhere else? do you see people being f_cking carried around like they’re injured soldiers? hanging off f_cking people’s shoulders? somehow they can magically walk then. those f_cking carts are like a godd_mn magnet for people to be lazy pieces of sh_t
is it me, am i the assh0l_?
i’m not mad enough for this world

twelve dollars for a sandwich, no fries, nothing. you think to yourself what is there a f_cking celebrity chef back there? high school dropout walks out of the kitchen, scratching his nasty ass beard, f_cking tattoo of a c_ck on his hand. everybody wants a tip for every f_cking thing now. i drive all the way down to the restaurant, she thinks she should get a f_cking tip for giving you a plastic bag and a fork

is it me, am i the assh0l_?

i’m a little self_conscious about my body. and i went for a check_up, and i take off all my clothes. next thing you know the doctor starts throwing dollar bills at me. i say, “what the h_ll are you doing?” he says, “you got a nice pack of titties on you there honey.” i said, “yea, well go f_ck yourself.” he says, “yea, i’ll do that, right after i put my finger up your ass. isn’t that what you’re here for?”

i’m not crazy enough, dumb enough for this world
i’m not mad enough for this world

hey doc, i came here for an ear infection
it’s crazy. it’s insanity. it’s madness. it’s not good
hey thanks for calculating this f_cking gratuity for me on the receipt, but can i possibly get some service to go along with that? at this point can i just f_cking take it to go?

do you have to be a drug addict to work at dunkin’ donuts?
hey dipsh_t, you want to stop flirting with the cashier for a second and make sure all those cold items are bagged together. i don’t feel like doing a f_cking scavenger hunt when i get home
you trying to check my prostate or the back of my throat?

you guys want the mozzarella sticks that taste like potato chips or the potato chips that taste like mozzarella sticks?

- circus of dead squirrels

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