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cashleaders – bitch i’m 5’6 كلمات اغاني

[intro: mediumjay]
yo f_ck everyone, they don’t understand
my d_ck is small, that’s why i drive a dodge
bought a big ass truck just so ladies think i’m hot

[verse 1: mitchy moo]
i don’t get a lot of p_ssy (almost none)
i’m short and so is my d_ck
i like all my asses thick
so big planes will land on it
i’ve been in the dms talking big
saying sh_t like
“hoe you know i’m 6’6 and taller if i used my d_ck.”
its like a kickstand, i can balance with it
she like meat no salad in her
f_ck some beef, i’ll damage insides
he’ll fit the whole cattle in ya (that’s a lotta beef)
she says she wanting me, my hands are clammy
i ain’t think i’d get this far and now she wanna meet

[hook mitchy moo]
b_tch i’m 5’6 (that’s short)
and got a small d_ck
in the dm’s i’m a freak
in the pm’s i look weak
i don’t got muscle tone (almost none)
i got no muscles yo (not impressive)

[verse 2: mitchy moo]
tryna spit some game, call her baby and i’ll wait
no reply, start to cry, i’ll write a status sayin’
fake hoes ain’t that fly, hoping no one knows i’m lying
tryna save some facetime
for one that we had made love for four days
she say we didn’t, i say we have a tape
send everyone hulk hogan s_xtape
(mediumjay: i am a real american)
and pray that no one knows that that ain’t me
they find out, they know now
i’m lying still crying just more loud
she’s like oh wow, here we go again
motherf_ckin’ impenitent small little wittle d_ck
i’m like shut the f_ck up susan
you know that i’m sensitive
you know that that sh_t hurts
i got feelings b_tch
i don’t gotta deal with this
i’m out and you’ll never see me again
she’s like good, i’m like f_ck
i didn’t think she’d agree
f_ck, what will i do
i gotta get up and prove
that i can be a new dude
this is take number 2
just sayin’

[hook]

[verse 3: mitchy moo]
she says f_ck off, i call her a b_tch
and now we really gettin’ into it
she said she f_cked my dawg
i said what the f_ck?
she said i meant homie
i said okay, that’s a little bit better i guess
still devastated, enraged i’m saying
i’ll take ya make up and waste it on tables
and break all of your brushes cause f_ck all of your brushes
yo eyelashes is nothing, yo weave is bullsh_t
yo face is bullsh_t, she interrupt saying hold it

[hook: mitchy moo]
b_tch you 5’6 (ouch)
and got a small d_ck
in the dms you a freak
in the pms you look weak
you got no muscle tone (this is hurting my feelings)
you got no muscles yo (f_ck you)

[verse 4: mitchy moo]
at this point i’m just crying
sobbin’ like i watched the lion king
she walked out, never to reply again
that’s where this awful mystery begins
where is she and where does she fit in
to this sh_t, keep listening

[outro: mediumjay]
i’m a short dude ain’t no tall pimp
d_ck look like extra small shrimp
head look like uncapped pen tip
diss my truck i get offended
bought me a gun just because of my d_ck
a chinese man made fun of my d_ck
i’m a goto china town and shoot every single clip
i don’t give a sh_t

- cashleaders

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