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big bisgo – uncle dad كلمات اغاني

this is a spoken_word poem by me
first name big, last name bisgo

_clears throat_
so one day i was walking out on the street
a_and i saw christopher walkin
so i went after him and said, “ey, yo wha_what up mai big boah?”
and he said, “wh_who the f_ck are you?”
so i punched him in the face and i ran away real real speedy_like

then exactly 16 minutes later, a white van pulled up to me
the doors pulled open and the man shouted, “ey, yo_yo kid, get inside we got candy an_and christopher walkin”
he thought i was a kid because cuz i was a 34_year_old baby_faced man with dwarfism
so i yellеd back, “ey, no, chr_christopher walkin’s a douchebag”
and the guy said, “eh_yo_yo_k we still have candy tho”
and i said, “eh_wh_what kind of candy?”
and hе_he said, “eh we got those little circle thingies that come_they come in the gingerbread houses”
and then i said, “eh_na_nah those things f_cking suck see ya later, nerd”

and exactly 9 hours later the same van pulled up to me and the man said, “e_ey we got skittles now”
and i said, “f_ck yeah” and went inside
and when i got inside i immediately got punched, and then i got tied up with a rope
and i saw christopher walkin in the corner he_f_probably f_ckin’ dead
called him a douchebag anyway

so this man came up to me and he told me to call him “uncle dad”
and i_i don’t know why, since he’s neither my uncle or my dad
so i got up and i beat the sh_t of him cuz he didn’t tie me up_and tie up my feet like a f_ckin’ bozo
i looked him in the eye and said, “where the f_ck are my skittles?”
he said, “we don’t have any”
and i said, “you f_ckin’ lied to me?”
and he went_he_this man, he goes, “yeah”
so i picked him up with one finger and i threw him through the roof he probably died from the fall i don’t f_ckin’ know i wasn’t paying attention
and i went up to the driver, and i told the driver, to gih_to call me uncle dad cuz i thought it sounded cool
and i literally ripped his f_ckin’ spine out of his body
so then i walked home with the guy’s spine, you know it was like 6 blocks, and i heard my mom yelling at my dad when i went inside
she went, “i_i cheated on you with your brother. that child isn’t yours”
and i realized the guy i threw out the window, he told me to call him uncle dad because he was my uncle and my dad
then i went into my room and i went to sleep

thank you for listening to my spoken_word poem
now get the f_ck out of my house
seriously get the f_ck out

- big bisgo

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