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balls official music group – balls original the ipiss cypher كلمات اغاني

[verse 1: fnaflover420]
p_ssy talented, it do shartwheels
p_ssy talented, it do algebra
a squared plus b squared equals this d_ck
my fourth grade teacher was kinda thick
just got an email with a picture of a weenie
make that nut disappear, feel like i’m houdini
stretch your [?] like that nsfw art of linguini
d_ck built like [?], look like a zucchini
feel like a jawa the way i hit this [?]
i’m putting tinfoil in the f_cking microwave
turning my kitchen into a festival rave
don’t gotta buy christmas lights, that’s how i save
told my mom don’t catch me misbehaving
she gon’ take away my chicky nuggies
she gon’ take away my maccy cheesy
oh f_ck, b_tch, not the choccy milk
i’m soaking my appy slices in lean
i don’t wash my d_ck, my foreskin ain’t clean
i got all these crabs, i feel like eugene
preheat and gobble that v_g_n_ like a lean cuisine
she say that i’m stupid, she correct
my peepee is flaccid, it is not erect
you do not have any bands, i double checked
beat up a four year old, call that child neglect
i’m gonna shove your f_cking head into the [?] electric meat grinder, home sausage maker, meats mincer, food grinding, mincing [?] machine for homemade kitchen tools
dropped outta school
but i’m feeling like the princ_p_l the way i make the rules
call me sofadoggy the way i f_cking suck at pool
[verse 2: kmoe]
i just got kicked out of b_lls for being too cool
i just got kicked out the ymca ’cause i peed in the swimming pool
playing angry birds 2 on my iphone 4s
got big hairy asscheeks, it’s like a thorax
your dad smell like root beer
my p_n_s got the consistency of a soft pretzel
i just robbed a starbucks at gunpoint and stole all of the gift cards
and now i have so much money at starbucks
in hindsight, i probably should’ve gone for the register ’cause then i could buy more expensive things
i got a travvy patty, double patty
i feel like bubble baths from spongebob the way there’s no pickles
call me mr kale, ’cause that’s like, my name
i went to a kfc drive_through and said put the money in the bank
what’s your favorite despicable me movie

[verse 3: funeral]
came with that b_tch like
yeah, fart on that b_tch like
gawk on that b_tch like
i just shart on that b_tch like
i just f_cked james charles so he let me call him jamie
bad b_tch p_ss in my mouth like she had to pay me
i just f_cked james charles, i think that was the g_y me
i just watched g_y p_rn, now the whole [?] hate me
[verse 4: abstrekt]
put my d_ck in the grill and it look like a hot dog
people saying they top dog but they need to get some top, dog
i am so awesome
tw slash slash happy relationship
this is the worst day ever, found out pokimane is a piece of sh_t
he thought it was bad weed but i sold him a literal piece of sh_t
and i have his girl sucking on my p_n_s d_ck
i beat him to the ground and now he’s not breathing
the way this choppa fat you know that it’s eating
the way this choppa drink you know that it’s peeing
[?] but she’s literally peeing
this percy wercy got me itchy witchy
this percy wercy got me itchy witchy
suck my t_st_cl_s, now your b_tch is with me
just poured up some [?] in a coke zero

[verse 5: sofadoggy]
[?] skeleton from home depot
[?] skeleton from home depot
i wanna buy the skeleton from home depot
i’m gonna put him on my lawn
i’m in the crib eating cheez_its
wait no these are cheese nips
[?] spiderman 3
sandman is so scary
i put an xbox game in the ps5
i invented the playstation 365
i go on rhymezone and am cl!cking new rhyme
made a bomb threat and had to pay a fine
i’m not bad at ball, gohanna’s just a b_tch
i put my dog inside of my mini fridge
my dog froze to death, rip my dog
he probably would have not died if he was a frog
[verse 6: g_yrat]
i am coming out of the closet with an ak_47
transphobes in my mentions going to [?] 47
i did not think this through, what rhymes with 47
god d_mn it, 47
and i do not give a f_ck what your aunt said on facebook
she can catch these hands or a [?] off of a phone book
pray to god it knocks her out, i don’t wanna get my hands dirty
if one more person calls me a man then i will f_cking murder them
god d_mn it, i am p_ssing everywhere
if you say transphobic sh_t, i’ll p_ss inside your f_cking hair
someone please call the paramedics, i cannot stop p_ssing everywhere
i am very sorry for p_ssing inside of your brand new chair

[verse 7: copmurderer]
you better hit that nae nae before you get a whoopin
call me fnaflover the way i get the [?]
i know your momma built like an easy bake oven
don’t lie to me bro, i know it
just found out the man that murdered my uncle’s name is oliver
i’m ’bout to leak nle choppa’s address
on god bro they ’bout to put me under house arrest
really ’bout to murder somebody’s grandma [?]
bro, [?]

[verse 8: savepoint]
i just smoked a gram of mid out of a mousepad
i’m moving inside of your walls like a mousepad
i’m talking about your house, not your v_g_n_
i’ve never been committed enough in a relationship to get to that point
i listen to joji
where all of the hoes at, screaming into the void is getting lonely
hobo johnson the way i look like i haven’t showered in months
down bad, really bad, smoking steve job’s blunts
i [?] to the jump, now i’m starting a business
drugs in my mac, hope the blues didn’t witness
tired of talk, got my glock for your fitness
wire my c_ck with a bomb on a dipsh_t
fred figgleh_rn the way my dad is john cena
i haven’t seen him in months
got some peanut b_tter crackers method, tap in
light up keyboard and two monitors, still getting head method, tap in
left my stove on and now i’m committing insurance fraud
there is nothing left but an xl condom for my magnum dong
my family is gone
i just lost my f_cking car off of the highway
land on the clipping barrier the government forgot to take out
deaths f_cked up and gave me unlimited lives
please dear god i’m just looking for a way out
dudes get they first jetpack and start acting different
found a 15 year old pair of shorts i accidentally p_ssed in
i was really embarrassed so i hid them
if you laugh at me, i’ll knock your f_cking block off, piston
i do not need b_tches, i need help
my tinder profile has a one star review on yelp
got my flow, that sh_t diet dr [?]
i am drake’s ghostwriter

[skit: mewatonin]
hi, welcome to your interview for the company apple incorporated
please take a seat
what was your name again?
oh, thank you. my name is steven handjob
oh, well, mr handjob, i gotta ask you
do you f_ck?
what?
do you f_ck?
um, i mean… i guess
good, good, ’cause we’re gonna need somebody to f_ck over our customers
how long is steven handjob’s c_ck, eh? are you gonna tell me?
uh yeah, yeah
solid 3 incher with the circumference of one big f_cking d_ck
oh, really? yeah
bro, that sounds like a f_cking deal
now get on your knees you little b_tch
you can tell me anything, steve
i’m gonna drop the ipod and reveal it and no one will mess with apple now
that’s right tim, now don’t tell me i don’t f_ck
’cause i f_cked you pretty hard, didn’t i

[verse 9: ascii]
they say i’m a capper
i just had s_x with your brother and i make his back hurt
no kidding, i’m kidding
please get it out my mouth, i cannot stop spitting
i just got robbed by a milf
put that on my momma and a 100 dollar bill
2 dollars, 3 dollars, 5 dollars
i wish she would pull me around with a dog collar
your mom called, she said hi
she started to moan and said_ what?
then she came everywhere
i meant to say she called me a good guy
i just f_cked your mom
i just f_cked your mom
i think i just f_cked your mom

[verse 8: aaron kusnier]
ay, i just p_ssed on this walmart
look at me, i got so many bands like a robber
you better stop the talking ’cause i will make you shut the f_ck up
you smell so f_cking bad, have you taken a shower
i’m on the xbox live, let’s do this
[?] i ask him why
you better get your bands up or i’m gonna take them
i got so many monies from your tax evasion (that was so funny)
i’ma take some time to work on myself
too many angry bird games sitting on my shelf
my favorite movie right now is probably spider_guy into the spiderman
[?], did i ask you man?
oh, that_ that sucked
if i hit you with my car it’ll probably take the wheels off
i’m gonna watch the mini movie on my leapfrog laptop
this verse went nowhere because i’m literally peeing on the floor

{verse 9: oddyssi]
i am racist, no i’m not
which will you believe
i got aids, and i have too many [?]
i’m stealing money from ezra’s onlyfans account
ezra, if you hear this, i’m so sorry, i’m just broke
i’m not actually racist
i just shot a baby
i am not allowed in the state of virginia
they won’t let me into the public library
i’m so depressed
not because of the library thing, i think i just am genuinely really sad
i don’t know why everyone won’t, like, talk to me
kinda feels like everyone’s been going away from me
i just sh_t my pants
[?] said he needs new pants
i’m getting green like a creeper
i’ma whip out a [?] when i see her
assault this woman
why did i say that

{verse 10: undertalefan1994]
i know i just got here but can you please show me where the bathroom is
i’ve been holding it this whole trip and i really need to take a whiz
i brought some coke and you can have it, ple_ where is the bathroom
i’m going to start p_ssing on the floor
okay, you asked for it
i am p_ssing on your floor
my name is undertalefan1994 and i love to have s_x with wh0res
did anyone bring coke to this party?
oh wait, i did
okay, i’m gonna do some coke
i’ll be in the bedroom with my shirt off, if anyone needs me
actually just don’t come in there ’cause i’m probably gonna be doing a lot of coke
and i don’t wanna accidentally s_xually harass someone
i just broke out of the window
i just broke into a car through the window
i just hotwired the car and am now driving down the highway while i’m on cocaine
i crashed and now i’m dead

- balls official music group

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