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baba brinkman – the evolution of gayness كلمات اغاني

no h0m-
boom bye bye in the batty boy head
no h0m- and i’m all about my money
the shots fly, now the batty guy lie dead

they say “no h0m-!” i say “no, h0m-phobe
get it straight – it’s in the chromosomes”
they say “but my religion says it’s a sin”
i say “sell your daughter into slavery then”
they say “it’s unnatural, it makes me uneasy”
i say “actually it’s found in four-hundred species
“but same-s-x mating is an aberration”
okay then, it’s the evolution of g-yness

natural selection offers explanations for
every behaviour and complex form
that’s something i often say when i’m on a stage
and people always say “okay, but what about the g-ys?”
yup, there’s no exceptions, only limitations
to how much information we’ve acc-mulated
so far at least on each specific question
the origins of “g-yness” is one of the best ones
twin studies suggests that it’s partially genetic
but if that’s a definite, then how would you spread it?
ooh, that’s why i love science, ‘cause it loves a mystery
how can you spread a gene that limits your fertility?
many different threads of evidence are coalescent
but so far it’s just suggestive with no consensus
still, it kinda ill-strates the scientific method
so i’ll break down the top four hypotheses in question

hypothesis one: g-ys are a non-reproductive caste
like we find in termites and naked mole rats
to me though, that doesn’t seem convincing
‘cause g-y people don’t obsessively feed their breeding siblings
hypothesis two: it’s a social lubricant
that’s used to smooth tension, instead of fighting we smooch with them
you’ll find guy-on-guy and girl-on-girl action
in bon0bos and asian stump-tailed macaques
and it’s a proven tactic, but they’re just bi-s-xual
that’s the third hypothesis: that “h0m-” is side-effectual
like with albatrosses, the females mate
with each other when there’s not enough males to pull their weight
but it’s not like “they just can’t find a man and get impatient”
they’re fully same-s-x mated – males are for insemination
and maybe lesbians who wanted babies made the same
exception in the days before ivf and turkey basters
and on the flip side, we’ve got the “sneaky males”
in many species some males mimic females
so they can mate without having to compete with the alphas
who guard females jealously and treat them like they’re helpless
i mean, ‘come on, i know guys who act g-y
until the girls let their guard down, and then they’re like “heeyyy!”
which may explain why some of the biggest h0m-phobes
are alpha gorilla types on a testosterone overdose, who say

no h0m-
boom bye bye in the batty boy head
no h0m- and i’m all about my money
the shots fly, now the batty guy lie dead

hypothesis four tackles pure h0m-s-xual bliss
and it mostly consists of genetic tricks
‘cause some genes are paired up as recessives and dominants
and dominants, by definition, get expressed with prominence
but sometimes you’re better off with both different types
‘cause it might, for instance, protect you from parasites
so g-yness could spread by heterozygote advantage
if it’s connected to some other benefit that’s adaptive
and a similar path would be for it to get expressed
as a m-ssive benefit, but for the opposite s-x
if a gene gave males a h0m-s-xual proclivity
but it gave females a m-ssive increase in fertility
then it could spread with ease, and if you raise objections
and say “genetic explanations are so oppressive”
would it really be so bad if g-ys were like albinos?
maybe you see a justification for hate there, but i don’t
the real haters are those who say “it’s just a simple choice”
and preach “rehabilitation,” with their luggage carried by rent boys
if it doesn’t cause harm then it shouldn’t face hatred
so why don’t we just make it 100% okay then?

- baba brinkman

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