achampnator – the late fred كلمات اغاني
on monday fred came
late again
the teacher rolled clueless his eyes
fred said: “my dad
drank schnapps tonight
and tottered on my alarm by mistake.”
“my daddy had his birthday yesterday
there i can’t take it offensive, right?”
on tuesday fred came
late again
the teacher rolled clueless his eyes
“i fell tonight from my loft bed.”
said fred. “i just now woke up from my faint.”
“my loft bed is 6 feet tall there
i could’ve broken my neck
then i wouldn’t be alive anymore
and everyone would mourn ’bout me
well, that went well atleast.”
on wednesday fred came
late again
the teacher rolled clueless his eyes
fred said:” my dog swallowed a pound
snap peas so we were at the vet for
an hour.”
“the vet must’ve been operating pretty careful
so that the snap peas doesn’t start
otherwise our doggy would have exploded _
that was pretty dangerous.”
on thursday fred came
late again
the teacher rolled clueless his eyes
fred sobbed:” my shirt
got stuck in the elevator doors
’till somebody levered it up
i was stuck with my shirt in the elevator doors
for half an hour the craftsman had to be very careful
so they don’t crack my rips
_ with the slagdehammer
on friday fred came
late again
the teacher rolled clueless his eyes
“my retainer fell in the toaster
during breakfast”, said fred, “and didn’t want
to cool again!”
“it sparkled like crazy and flashed
in the toaster _ but my dad got the retainer out again
with his tongs and special gloves
and everybody helped to breathalyse otherwise
i won’t be here now! really!”
on sat_rday fred
didn’t get out of bed
cause there was no school
that was quite nice
of course he was awake
but was thinking (about)
what could happen on monday
and the days after!
„ohjeojeoje!
maybe a shooting star is crashing through
our roof _ or _ my mom
takes my backpack to the office instead
of her briefcase _ or _ our washing machine
floods the house and i got to drain the house
_ or _ our hamster got diarrhea
_ or _ mice have eaten my backpack
_ or _ pen case fell into the toilet
_ or _ i have to….”
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