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zfm - jerry seinfeld كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
and ladies and gentlemen
miles fig!

[verse 1]
what do you call a one_legged waitress?
ihop! (_laughter_)
why don’t oysters donate to charity?
because their selfish! (_laughter_)
something came in the mail
deez nuts! (_laughter_)
[verse 2]
why aren’t cold, bad
wait am i reading this wrong?
oh sh_t i am

[verse 3]
(what does_?)
what does a baby computer call its father?
data (_laughter_)
why do sprinters eat before a race?
nothing, they’re fast (_laughter_)
_cough_
what do you call a fly without wings?
a walk (_laughter_)
will smith (ah)

[verse 4]
why did adele cross the road?
to say h_llo from the othеr side (_laughter_)

[verse 5]
how do you organize an astromonеr’s birthday party?
you planet (_laughter_)

[outro]
alright that’s all we got for you today folks!

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