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zach redler, sara cooper - single jewish female seeks man كلمات أغنية

[daughter]
(spoken)
things i brought with me to my mother’s house: ten t_shirts, six sweaters, four pairs of shoes, one boot, a new toothbrush with the wrong kind of bristles, contact lens solution, twin sized sheets… an impending sense of doom

[verse 1]
(sung)
i put out a personal ad last week
it read: single jewish female seeks man
preferably non_smoker, doesn’t have to be a joker
‘cause if anyone can make jokes, i can

they say that funny people are the saddest kind
and god knows, i’ve had enough of that
no dogs, but okay if you have a cat, mew
single jewish female seeks man
[verse 2]
i put out a match.com ad last week
it read: single jewish female seeks guy
just get something fun, doesn’t have to be “the one”
‘cause n0body’s had more “the ones” than i

they say you won’t find anyone ‘til you love yourself
well, listen, i’ve been loving myself every night
no freaks, but vegetarians alright
single jewish female seeks man

[bridge]
i’m finally ready to go
it took me a while to get here, i know
but not i finally understand
that is up to me to change, and that’s a fact
i’m ready to change and my bags are packed
just maybe not for the reasons i’d planned

[verse 3]
i put out a personal ad last week
it read: single jewish female seeks mate
the type i’ve never been with, someone to move in with
‘cause i’m ready to go! no need to wait

they say that you should live with someone you love
and then grow old with one another
no prob, i’m movin’ in with my mother
i’m movin’ in with my demented mother!
it’s not exactly what i had in mind
in fact, i’d rather be dead
the doctor said she’s sick in the head
(spoken)
more than usual, believe that if you can

(sung)
single jewish female seeks man
(spoken)
not mom
(sung)
single jewish female seeks man
(spoken)
god dammit!
(sung)
single jewish female seeks man!

- zach redler sara cooper

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