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z-flo lyrics

verse 1:

yo
my d-ck bent like a boomerang
my dangalang, it swang like an orangutan
my nuts hang, like car keys, they dangling
small p-n-s, i could bang a wedding ring

like skrillex… get it? bangarang
you still laughing cause my d-ck shaped like a candy cane
i love chinese people, i never understand a thang
all i hear is “ping pow, 5 dollar, and changaling”

my cat’s lost, they told me he went that-a-way
i whacked off to teletubbies on saturday
on sunday, i do it to grey’s anatomy
and wiped the tv down with my sister’s pads on splatter day

chorus:
try not to laugh at me
try not to laugh at me because
’cause i’m a funny n-gga
’cause i’m a funny n-gga (2x)

verse 2:

fat n-gga, so whatcha making?
i’ll eat a big -ss b-tter biscuit with a side of bacon
i’ll go skydiving naked holding a pound of cake and
p-ss gas on a pancake hoping my -ss will bake it

i’ll use a strap-on chicken leg for penetration
add a cup of grape kool-aid with it for lubrication
rapunzel! n-gga ugly
mcdonald’s. chicken nuggets

i saw a chick, super duper thick
fat nose, chalupa lips
but she smokes weed, she got them dookie lips
she got that young thug “p-ss me the hookah” lips

f-cknuggets, donkey b-tt
donkey kong, monkey nuts
f-ggot magnet, she got that booty dew
cause her stomach sticks out further than her booty do

chorus:
try not to laugh at me
try not to laugh at me because
’cause i’m a funny n-gga
’cause i’m a funny n-gga (2x)

verse 3:

now, i had a chick call me handsome
and what i’m about to say next is random
i called ghostbusters, paid them a ransom
’cause she so skinny she had the -ss of a phantom

it’s nonexistent, what you whining for?
’cause that -ss is extinct like a dinosaur
triceratops, a h-rn dog
but her back straight, like a corn dog

hoooah! rick ross
—— shubbedee wubbedee d-ck floss
yo, i turn up like a vegetable….

….t-tty sprinkles

- z flo

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