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yz aubergine - dan (stan gay parody) كلمات الأغنية

[intro: yz aubergine]
my jizz gone cold, i wonder why
i gave you head at all
i toot my ass up like flamingos
so you can see my b_lls!
with the morning wood knowing i’ll be there
pin me up against the wall
it reminds me that i love male ass, i like make ass!

[chorus: yz aubergine & kollosalk_cks]
my jizz gone cold, i wonder why
i gave you head at all
i toot my ass up like flamingos
so you can see my b_lls!
with the morning wood knowing i’ll be there
pin me up against the wall
it reminds me that i love male ass, i like make ass!
[verse 2: yz aubergine]
dear k_cks, you still ain’t called or wrote, i hope you have a chance
i ain’t mad, i just think it’s f_cked up that you’re not in my pants
but if you didn’t want to talk ‘bout s_x ‘cause your c_ck hurt, you didn’t have to
but you could’ve gave an autograph to dudley matthews!
that’s my younger brother, man, he took his car and drove
to the booty lounge in the freezing cold, and for what? you just didn’t show
that’s pretty sh_tty man, he yearns to be anti_v_g_n_l
he wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than i do!
i ain’t that mad though, i just want your new sh_t to go viral
remember when we met last december?
you said you’d give me spinal, nut in my back
see, i’m just like you in a way, ‘cause i’ve always been a “chronic cheater”
i once spread my asscheeks during flirting with a preacher!
i m_st_rbate to what you’re always saying in your songs
so when i see a dirty straight, i put the “bop” parody on
‘cause i don’t really got much else
so team clutch gets me moist and wet
i even screamed your name when someone sh_tted on my chest!
sometimes i imitate you and take pipe until i bleed
it’s like adrenaline, the stretch fills me with _rg_smic ecstasy
see, everything you say is real, and i respect you ‘cause you tell it
i even sh_tted on my finger and forced my boyfriend to go smell it!
but he don’t know you like i know you, k_cks, no one does!
he won’t know what it’s like in the prison showers and getting jumped!
you gotta call me, man, i’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
sincerely yours, dan—oh, we should pee together too!
[chorus: yz aubergine & kollosalk_cks]
my jizz gone cold, i wonder why
i gave you head at all
i toot my ass up like flamingos
so you can see my b_lls!
with the morning wood knowing i’ll be there
pin me up against the wall
it reminds me that i love male ass, i like make ass!

[verse 3: yz aubergine]
dear mr. i’m_too_straight_to_touch_upon_my_fans
this the last package from me, i hope you shove it up your ass!
it’s been six months and still no word, i don’t deserve it?
i know you got my discord dms, they got nutter on them twerking!
so this is my s_x tape i’m sending you, i hope you see it!
i kidnapped all the straights and stabbed them in their r_ct_ms for no reason!
hey k_cks, i also caught chlamydia, dare me to pipe?
remember that song you did called “h0m_ flow 5”
about the time you could’ve prolapsed some guy during poundin’
but didn’t, then you moved on, you f_cked his brother until he went and sh_tted?
that’s kinda how this is, you abandoned me for better pounding
now it’s too late, these dead cheeks piling up into the thousands
and all i ever wanted was a smooch behind the stalls
i hope you know you’re worse than morgan when answering a call!
i love ya, k_cks, we coulda been together—think about it!
you ruined it now, i hope you can’t breathe and you weep about it!
and when you skeet, you f_cking bleed a sea and scream when drowning
i hope a demon eats your p_n_s as your cheeks is gouged in!
see, k_cks—shut up, b_tch! i’m jerkin’ off
hey k_cks, that’s my boyfriend swallowing my nuts!
but i didn’t snap his throat yet, i just plugged it shut—see? i ain’t like you
‘cause i might slurp his guts from out his b_tt and make a “pipe stew”!
well, gotta go, my other victim wants some hole now
oh sh_t, it’s fleece—he says he wants to rip my throat out

[verse 4: kollosalk_cks]
dear dan, i meant to write you sooner, but i’ve just been busy
you said your father tosses cake, d_mn, how thick is he?
look, i’m really flattered that you offered up your back
here’s an autograph as my lover; i nutted on the starter cap!
i’m sorry i didn’t see you at the lounge, man, i must have missed you
to make it up, i’ll use my tongue action when i kiss you
that got me hot when you had said you like to play in sh_t, too!
we call it “clowning’ brownin’”, dog, i’m not talkin’ shih tzu
when you have issues, man, i’ll give you booty counselin’
we’ll have out asses bouncing off the walls when we get down some
i love that sh_t about us meant to be together
that type of sh_t will make our cheeks compete to beat each other!
i really think you and your boyfriend both need each other
then we can meet up and pound some cheeks together
i hope you get to read this letter, hopefully the skeet is barely dry! but don’t hurt yourself! i think your cheeks will be doing just fine when i get inside you
but dan, why are you so mad? try to understand that i do want you as my man!
word around is that you got some crazy d_ck!
i heard you f_cked with nutter, many that p_n_s gonna make you sick!
when splooge and sp_nk cover your chest just like a bib
and i send friction from the back and i inject you with my kids
then we create a little tape with your boyfriend in it too
come to think about it, the first who came—it was you
d_mn…

- yz aubergine

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