yung nugget - zoom university كلمات الأغنية
[intro]
so, jimmy, i hear you’re headed off to college next year
ahh yup, that’s right grandpa
ohohoho, oh i remember college like it was yesterday
really? what was college like back in 2020?
well, jimmy, i attended zoom university
[verse 1]
so i’ve been rollin’ outta bed, at like 2:30 p.m
and now i’m tryna’ go to class, but i can’t even get in
my teacher like 65, i swear she don’t got a clue
i think she’s tryna’ give a lecture, but this b_tch is on mute
so i said “f_ck that”, i’m about to call up the boys
and we were playin’ minecraft, when suddenly i heard a noise
my teacher asked me, “do you know the power house of the cell?”
but i said, “sorry ma’am, this time y’know i go mind myself”
[chorus]
cause i don’t wanna go to school
but there nothing else to do
so i’mma just hop on zoom now
man, what the f_ck am i doing?
[verse 2]
but honestly, maybe this quarantine ain’t so bad
and smoking gas inside my bedroom while she’s teachin’ me math
my mama knockin’ at the door askin’ what’s going on
i said it’s all for science class, then i showed her my bong
but now i’m bored and kinda h_rny stuck inside of this classroom
i raised my hand and say, “i gotta go to the bathroom”
my teacher gettin’ mad told me, “sit the f_ck down!”
but i don’t really give a d_mn, she can kiss my nuts now
i opened up another tab and you know i’m on xvideos
searching for big titty hoes who also got some pretty toes
finally saw the perfect one i’m rubbing on my pee pee
then i realized my cam was on and everyone can see me
man, this sh_t wack, f_ck this class, i’mma ’bout to dip
every single person in this room just saw my f_cking d_ck
but there’s no need to cry
i realized that everything is fine
they can’t kick me out of school if all the classes are online
[chorus]
cause i don’t wanna go to school
but there nothing else to do
so i’mma just hop on zoom now
man, what the f_ck am i doing?
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