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ytcracker - working at a startup, pt. 1 lyrics

working at a startup is a barrel of fun
we got a work class culture that is second to none
we got a pantry with the shelves stocked full of good snacks
[?] gluten free and vegan and your [?]

elevator opens wave h_llo to the receptionist
she returns my wave i say “thank you” she says don’t mention it
i swipe my badge against the reader hear a muted tone
double doors swing open and i slip into my second home
grab some mints up off the counter
next to pictures of our founder
show the [?] past the hour
no one cares (no one cares)
along the glass all [?] in marker lies the past of every idea [?] squares

a couple [?] sit there undisturbed, adjacent to the board room with the sign that says reserved
the ping pong table has red solo cups aranged into some triangles awaiting players for the evening games

working at a startup is a barrel of [?]
we got a work class culture and we’re having a blast
we got a pantry with the shelves stocked full of good snacks
[?] gluten free and vegan and your [?]
past the room filled up with all the newest consoles
beyond the bathroom [?] by our amazon [?]
next to the theatre that screen’s all of the new movies
it’s a standing desk where i can work and carry out my duties

i kick my bean bag to the side and shake my cursor (shake my cursor)
mistype my password a few times to log onto the server (server)
just missed the errors that i always get on boot cuz my wi_fi and my ethernet are forced into the same room
lower my desk and swivel in my herman miller
i open [?] so i can bring up what’s for dinner
i browse the memes a bit to give my self a chuckle
then i open up the s code and begin to crack my knuckles (knuckles)
a gentle breeze go ofting through an open window
and my co_worker gets up to go and play on the nintendo
my code’s compiling and the docker won’t deploy
i’m gonna play untitled goose game it’s the only thing that brings me joy
open my e_mail and scroll down a couple pages, half the replies are the tickets sitting in their planning stage
i select all mark as read and create filters for the rest
kick my office chair behind me and then start to raise my desk

cl!ck_clack on my mechanical
yeah
i’m a motherf_ckin’ animal
yeah
vaping on that botanical
yeah
remark down annuals
bout an hour passes
in walks my manager
he mumbles something about fixing the low balancer
piles up his voicemail
and skips on past the greeting
then he’s right back up and on the move he’s got another meeting
the executives are b_tching
every conference room is taken
their sitting in a circle looking somber and their shaking
kinda thirsty better go and grab a monster
out of our monster fridge because we have them as a sponsor

- ytcracker

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