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welcome to the big dipper original cast - ham sandwich كلمات أغنية

jacky/carly/vanessa/latrice

wolves on the bus
bus on the fritz
it’s not too pretty

amos/rebecca/abigail

god save our van
from vandals and thieves
please show us pity
you owe us some pity

sarah enters
jacky/carly/vanessa/latrice/amos/rebecca/sarah/abigail
while we wait and we wait;
as the clock strikes ”ten,”
look, it’s snowing again
and we’re shooting the breeze with a ham sandwich
one slice of cheese on a ham sandwich
amos/rebecca/sarah/abigail
they have closed the interstate
jacky/carly/vanessa/latrice

and we do not ski or skate
jacky/carly/vanessa/latrice/amos/rebecca/sarah/abigail
so we wait, we just wait
the vamp continues. abigail exits as dez enters and joins rebecca

dez

wear the warmest clothes you have, the wind chill’s no joke

rebecca

i’ll go write my note
they exit separate ways
carly rummages through her suitcase and holds up an elegant green dress

carly

you’re not wearing that old frock for the contest

jacky
what’s wrong with this dress?

carly

knowing your obsession with marcy’s eyes, i made this green one
for you at my shop. needs fitting
jacky
which stockings?

carly

the silver

jacky/carly

perfect

carly

you’re so relaxed, jacky. i love you _ in moments like this

jacky
i feel relaxed, being around you is good for me
carly

(to heaven)

thank you!

everyone slurps from their juice box straws

jacky/carly/vanessa/latrice/amos/sarah
so we wait and we wait;
as the clock strikes “two,”
and there’s nothing to do
but to chomp and to chew on a ham sandwich
locked in this zoo with a ham sandwich
vanessa and latrice exit as bonnie enters. the vamp continues
joan stows away a snow shovel on the front porch. bonnie hovers
bonnie

it must be hard to lose a business, joan. i’ve hit the glass ceiling so
many times, i need windex for hairspray
joan

bonnie, i was talking with mr. barnes, and he said…

bonnie

look, if you default highland will pick this place up for pennies on
the dollar

joan

get the contract

bonnie exits
everyone loudly slurps from their straws until their juice boxes are empty

sarah

i watch amos king
sing his lonely song
i long to help him through it

rebecca enters, slips a note into a bible and picks up a snowmobile helmet

rebecca
“the falls” is my spot
carly
(to jacky, holding up the dress)

yes! it fits!

rebecca

today, i will view it
and dez will guide me to it
i can’t wait
rebecca exits. vamp continues

carly

trouble in paradise?

amos

my daughter needs the guidance of a good woman

carly
don’t we all, amos; don’t we all?

mr. sapper, in a winter parka carrying the oversized envelope, looks at the portrait of
mama viola

mr. sapper

they may have torn down the old dipper, mama viola, but your
ancestor, moses hodge, is still pullin’ the strings
lord, this house is rare
we dare not let it go
i know it as few do

mr. sapper (cont’d)

this sale i can stop
with my top secret plan
man, send us some voodoo
mr. sapper exits out the front door
vamp continues

joan

have you seen desmond?

jacky
yeah, i saw him leaving with rebecca
amos
we must find them. i will get my coat

joan and amos exit. carly appears with the elegant green dress and a pincushion
on her wrist

carly

jacky! brace yourself. your story’s on all the tv networks. they
say it’s gone viral. nine million views
jacky

what?

carly

first, they show the highway where you saved rebecca. then you
in a dress, and me kissing you
jacky

noooo!

jacky makes a beeline to the phone booth as dez and rebecca appear dressed
for the cold holding snowmobile helmets
dez

i can’t wait!
eli and bonnie enter

carly/rebecca/sarah/eli/bonnie

gotta wait!

dez

i won’t wait!

carly/rebecca/sarah/eli/bonnie

no more wait!
dez and rebecca exit
the “pay here” sign glows as jacky throws his wig on the hook
automated operator

please deposit one dollar and thirty_five cents for the first three minutes

joan, amos and latrice enter upstage, searching

all

it’s too late! jacky
let’s clean the slate! (on the phone)

marcy, i know she kissed
me. no, that’s not true!
just a good friend, yes

all that’s my dress!

though the clock ticks on
and the daylight’s gone
we’ll move on from the curse
of a ham sandwich. (joan & amos exit) jacky

i’m so sorry you found

carly out this way

we got a show to rehe_rs_!
what’s a ham sandwich? (she exits) jacky

you say our friends have
started calling?

sarah/eli/bonnie
how much longer must
we stay? (they exit) jacky
wond’ring what they
latrice missed in old jake barnes

toronto seems so far
away. (she exits) jacky

how he’s a liar and a fake
barnes

music abruptly stops

automated operator

this call has been terminated
jacky

d_mn it!

automated operator

sir?

jacky

yes?

automated operator

language. goodbye

tense music begins and continues under. carly enters meditating

carly

kahhh_lohhhm

she sits before the picture of frida kahlo

kahhh_lohhhm

the music builds. jacky grabs a men’s business suit and starts getting dressed as
“jake.”

jacky

will you stop that, carly!

carly
frida says a spirit must be free, jake

joan enters

joan

i’m calling the police

the music builds again. bonnie enters holding the contract

bonnie

how dare you meddle with my client, mr. barnes!

jacky
you’re hiding the truth, ms. haskins

music builds. amos enters clutching his bible followed by sarah, eli and latrice

joan
mr. king found this note in his bible

amos

(reading)

“father, mother opened a door that i must step through for myself.”

carly

she listened to annie!
the tense music swells

amos

they’re at the falls!

far upstage we see dez and rebacca riding their snowmobile
all jacky

though the answer isn’t clear, i’ll be right home
there’s a reason we are here. i’ll explain it all!
we’re outsiders, ev’ryone
outcasts, on the run. plus, two kids have
disappeared
but if we were meant to check in marcy!
to the big dipper inn
to discover whatever’s our fate. please wait
why wait? oh please
why wait!

- welcome to the big dipper original cast

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