weedcanadian - bandcamp friday [save 10%] lyrics
[intro: weedcanadian]
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[verse 1: weedcanadian]
threw an hp laserjetpro at a mental hospital
get a bag of candy and cum on every skittle
sipping fentanyl mixed with lean
all my crackers cum in the clip of they heater
my throat is raw as f_ck
sucking d_ck i keep it a buck
in new orleans i bust a nut
save 10% sell a house then build a hut
my music go online for no money i’m not cashing checks
my d_ck from bloons it shoots tacks
(bomb has been defused)
[verse 2: weedcanadian]
diamonds on my d_ck
save 10% f_ck a dude named rick
if my weed be gettin stolen imma shoot with the bl!ck
playing fortnite festival if i get five stars
he gon suck on my t_st_cl_
not a second of the day where i don’t indulge in d_ck
i’m so addicted it’s like taking a hit
passing horse tranq round the function
i’m still playing fortnite landed in junk junction
i’m the life of the diddy party
f_ckin’ on a vamp dude he look like carti
motherf_ckers whiffin farts
motherf_ckers whiffin galaxy gas ain’t gon have no heart
but i’m still gon take a yart
spraying my seed like i’m planting trees
(sector clear)
[verse 3: gr33nfreak]
got asian men in my _rs_nal they are all
getting my d_ck sucked while watching the new york knickerbockers
locking my opps in davy jones locker
screaming down the streets on calcium blockers
f_ck bloodp_ss, he got anorexia
i forgot everything when i f_cked that dude i got alcholic dementia
mother f_cker was from turkmenia
uh big p__py
you put it on god
i put it on doody
f_ckin on black dudes, i eating they booty
real men problems, when i go out to drive i get a dui
real men problem, every time i bust a nut i sit and cry
big black men looking at me like im a mediterranean fruit fly
(ok team, follow my command)
[verse 4: the double b_n_rs]
why are there men and women in this bathroom it doesn’t make any sense
im over here makin love too my good friend mike pence
cum on our bullets so you know we shoot jizz
got banned from my public school cuz i had too much rizz
scammin old people with dementia
makin people read who got dsylexia
i wanna make a bar about beating my sh_t to minecraft p_rn
i be taking big old sh_ts and then i pick out the corn
speed sh_tta i get the privileges
sh_t like a mortar tearin down villages
whenever i shower you know its golden
shoot my sh_t in the toilet like john robert holden
p__p coming out like soft serve
see a squirrel while driving and i swerve
my pelvic floor muscles are jacked as sh_t cuz i’m always clenchin
im h_rny as f_ck bro im f_ckin all my henchmen
my sh_ts dead it’s time to buy a new cart
when i’m bored i put my legs behind my head and fart
geeked as f_ck throwin roadk!ll at homeless people
give me 700 im upgrading to the deagle
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